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Panda daladala za kwenda Kihonda ukisikia harufu kali utakuwa umefika

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mkazi wa Kihonda Kwa Mkomola aliwavunja wenzie Mbavu katika daladala. Akiwa ndani ya daladala alipigiwa simu na mgeni wake ambae alikuwa anafika Morogoro kwa mara ya kwanza. Mgeni alitaka kujua jamaa anakaa wapi ili amtembelee. Basi yeye akamjibu " kwangu huwezi kupotea, wewe panda daladala za kihondo ukisikia harufu mbaya tu utakuwa umefika kwangu mwambie konda akushushe". kazi kwenu Viongozi wa Manispaa ya Morogoro; harufu kali ya viwanda imekuwa kituo cha daladala kwa wageni.
     
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    mh!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    eee..hiyo kali
     
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    Mbona hiyo ni sehemu nyingi tu Tz hii
     
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    Iyo xehem ina haruf kama ya **** au..
     
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    Naisi meseji imefika
     
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    Nakupa kigamboni.
     
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    Ooh ooh ooh ooh kumbe
     
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    Itakuwa alikuwa anaenda Kihonda Viwandani
     
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    hiyo nayo kali.
     
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    Manzese!!!!
     
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    kawaida sana pale.ni kiwanda cha ngozi ila wakazi wameshazoea.
     
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    eeebana njia ya kwenda home hiyo mwanangu si 2nakuitaga parfume industry
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe!
    Nahisi kwenyu mafua si ugonjwa... Yani mko full immunized !
     
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    Geti maji udsm. Kha!
     
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    niPM, ulichotaka kusema
     
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    Tandale kwa Tumbo
     
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