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Pale Meeda Sinza nako siku hizi balaa!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Maundumula, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Juzi usiku narudi home nikasema nisimame pale mbele ya Meeda Sinza kuna duka lipo pembeni ya barabara ninunue vocha, ni mapema tu saa moja usiku. Napaki tu hamadi! wale wadada wamezunguka gari wametokea gizani,Sasa nikajiuliza je akitokea mwandishi wa Shigongo ghafla apige picha si naingia aibu na mai waifu ananikimbia!!!!

    Hivi siku hizi biashara hii inaanza mapema eeeh? :hatari:
     
  2. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimemkumbuka mchizi wangu Denis pande hizo ndo mitaa yake!
     
  3. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh, pamefikia point hiyo
    Ngoja nirudi dar
    Lazima kutakuwa na opotuniti ya uwekezaji hapo
    Hata dawa za mbu za kuchoma
     
  4. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Rudi upesi aisee ujionee hali
     
  5. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    vipi milango ulikuwa umefunga vitasa..nasikiaga wanazama ndani ya mkoko bila hata ruksa..
     
  6. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Angeingia mtu ndani ndio hapo hapo ningepata murder case!
     
  7. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    ..kaka hao ni jirani zangu...mwanangu bzes mapeema kinoma!!anko karibuu....karibu tuongee...hatutashindwana njoo bana...ebo!!
    pembeni kuna sehemu wanaita kwa babu hapo ni buku mbili huduma ya kulala kwa muda mfupi...
     
  8. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Next week ntakuwa Dar
    Sijui nani atanipokea ubungo?

     
  9. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Wadada wanajiaibisha sana,yani utakuta dada mkari white hana hata kovu mwilini lkn anajiuza
     
  10. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Ungemchukua mmoja maana kuna watoto wakali sana pale
     
  11. Kimey

    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    Tena leo weekend, ngoja tujisogeze maeneo
    kumbe pamekua hivyo siku hizi?
     
  12. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe vijana nimewapa mchongo ALA! hahaha
     
  13. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Ningekuja kukupokea lakini tatizo unaweza kukuta wewe ni shemeji yangu au mai sista wangu itakuwa soo :embarassed2:
     
  14. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee wale hatari sana, kwanza nasikia hawachelewi kukuchomolea kisu kulaleki...
     
  15. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehe, Aisee dogo kama unaishi hapo nakusihi usimpeleke demu wako ghetto mida ya jioni usije ukaaibika hawachelewi kusema "Kaka leo upo na wifi ndio unauchuna eee" halafu wanakuachia kimbembe.
     
  16. Kimey

    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    Sio vijana tu, hata sie wazee hua tunaenda.....
    Wanasema Ng'ombe hazeeeki maini......
    Ntakua kwenye ule mti navuta ugoro wangu.......
     
  17. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Dawa yao unachoma na mmoja halafu unaenda nae mbali ukizubaazubaa pale utaipata freshi yaani wamepinda wale watoto
     
  18. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    utanikuta stendi nimejaa tele,wewe ni He au She?
     
  19. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    hilo ni swalia mabalo huwa hajibu ila mkikaa kimya bila kumuuliza hilo swali yeye mwenyewe nutoa majibu bila kujua
     
  20. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Wengine tunawaona saa kumi na moja asubuhi wakati wa jogging! Hii Dar si mchezo!
     
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