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Paka wangu analea mtoto wa panya.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mamzalendo, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Juzi kaka anayetusaidia kazi alikamata panya watatu mmoja mkubwa, wawili wadogo lakini mkubwa na mdogo mmoja akawaua akampa paka wangu ambaye naye amezaa watoto watatu akawala wale waliokufa. akamtupia paka wangu katoto kamoja ka panya kaliko hai huwezi amini alikachukua hadi kwenye box walipo watoto wake mpaka leo kale kapanya kapo hai na kanalala na hao watoto wa nyau na mama nyau yupo! hapa nyumbani tumekumbwa na mshangao hivi kuna mtu alishaona hili? na je huyu paka ana akili timamu?
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

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    Is this a joke? Are you kidding?
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    Anakatunza ili kakikuwa akale pamoja na watoto wake. Tupe picha uliowapiga
     
  4. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    its very true let me get a camera and bring a picture here!
     
  5. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    nipe muda kidogo nitaileta hapa
     
  6. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Amewakilisha ya mama Salima mtoto wa mwenzio ni wako!
     
  7. WISDOM SEEDS

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    I see, no comments!
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Inanikumbusha jinsi JK na serikali yake wanavyowalea MAFISAD na kuwasafisha BUNGENI......mtuma post ametumia lugha ya PICHA
     
  9. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    embu weka hiyo pc aisee,
     
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    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    inawezekana halafu sisi tuliingia kichwa kichwa kumbe ni fumbo, mtu mwenyewe alotuma ni mamamzalendo.
     
  11. Mentor

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    Hahah...anakalea bana kanonenone...! tokea lini ukaona mtu anakula kifaranga!??lol
     
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    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    acha mambo ayo wewe, embu peleka katoto kako kwenye zizi la chui tuone km chui itakalea kwanza au ndo niaje.
     
  13. Wisdom

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    Paka hali panya waliokufa
     
  14. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    huyo paka wako bila shaka ameketwa ndo maana mtata
     
  15. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani hiyo hapo nimeattach hope mtakiona kipanya na mkia wake ntapiga nyingine hadi uso mkaone kamenisumbua kidogo
     

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    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha Kwani mamzalendo yukoje?
     
  17. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    wangu anakula lol
     
  18. Amoeba

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    Aaa mama, hawa paka hawana sababu ya kumla huyo panya; kwanza ni kichanga hajui kitu-watapata dhambi tu kumla. Pili paka wameshiba hao, ukiwasahau ndani siku mbili bila chakula utakuta wamemla halafu wanalia kuomboleza!!! te teh!
     
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    This is a busness opportunity given to you. Katafute quality vidoe camera, uchukue ma event kibao ya hao paka na huyo panya, fanya uchunguzi ujue ni kwanini iko hivyo ukauze kwenye TV za mbele huko. Huwezi jua bana, unaeza kupata viilaki kibao mkuu.
     
  20. Chimunguru

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    Anawatunzia watoto wake watajifunzia kuwinda
     
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