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Padri na Sheikhe.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fazaa, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. fazaa

    fazaa JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Padri na Shekhe walikutana kwenye ndege, Padri akamkaribisha Sheikh kitimoto, Sheikh akasema: hatuli. Padri akasema: mnakosa utamu!.
    Wakati wa kushuka, Sheikh akamwambia Padri: nisalimie mkeo.
    Padri akajibu: ss hatuoi.
    Sheikh akasema mnakosa utamu!.
    Jee! Kati ya Padri na Sheikh, nani anakosa utamu?
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  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Padri
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  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    wote wawili wanakosa utamu mana kila kitu kina utamu wake
     
  4. Oman - Muscat.

    Oman - Muscat. Member

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    Padri for sure!
     
  5. M

    Machamle Member

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    Sheikhe, kwani baadhi ya mapadre wanacameron
     
  6. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa xperience niliyonayo juu ya hivyo vitu viwili, naona Padri imekula kwake.
     
  7. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa...
     
  8. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    padre anakosa kitu roho inapenda
     
  9. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe Aminata wewe,chezea hiyo kitu wewe;hii kitu ndio ilimleta hata padre duniani!
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    Hot chair sio ishu, achana na kitumbua wewe! Padri imekula pande yake!
     
  11. tobycow

    tobycow Senior Member

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    padre nan atamfundisha kutumia dawa ya penzi
     
  12. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    dah1, wapenda ngono utawajua tu kupitia hii thread
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    padri hajui anachomis.
     
  14. Duduwasha

    Duduwasha JF-Expert Member

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    hii Imetulia but Padri ndie anakosa utamu zaidi
     
  15. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    wote wanakosa lakini padri zaidi.
     
  16. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tunaolamba vyote tunafaudu!
    ... Padri bhana uwe siku mojamoja unananihiu!... Afu unaungama.
     
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