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Packaged 3, 6, or 12

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dora, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. d

    dora Senior Member

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
    They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

    "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

    "Those are called condoms, son.
    Men use them to have safe sex."
    Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.

    "I've heard of that in health class at school."
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

    Why are there 3 in this package?"
    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
    one for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
    "Then, who are these for?
    "Those are for college men," the dad answers.

    "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy,

    "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
    "Those are for married men. One for January, one for
    February, one for March......."
     
  2. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    The 12-pack not true, you cannot use one a month unless you are sick
     
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    kipipili JF-Expert Member

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    actually for married man no condom is needed at all for the whole year
     
  4. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    You are sick of your marriage partner
     
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