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Owky technichian n comp. Pple sio masaa yote we crious hebu tucheke kdogo click here 2 have a laugh

Discussion in 'Tech, Gadgets & Science Forum' started by e2themiza, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    QUESTION:
    "Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete
    them on my PC?"

    ANSWER:
    The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

    The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters
    go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness.
    The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty
    characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words,
    such as "breast", "sex", and "contraception".

    Some Protestant sects believe that the characters' destinations
    are predestined
    ; and that it's therefore not worth worrying
    about--- they'll go where they're supposed to go, according to
    the unknowable plans of the OEM.

    The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and
    its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be
    reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny
    characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become
    numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower case letters will
    become upper case.

    The 20th-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares?
    It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted,
    undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.

    The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC
    and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC,
    you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC
    hell also.

    Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you
    unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor
    unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats
    them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!

    IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only
    on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete
    them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.

    PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation:
    You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why
    don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you
    pig!!!!
     
  2. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    sorryyyy!! What is this supposed to be!
     
  3. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    what u think its suppose to be funny!!!
     
  4. redSilverDog

    redSilverDog JF-Expert Member

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    was this joke the last one at the jokes shop? :A S tongue:
     
  5. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Si Ndo Nashangaa!!
     
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