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Orodha ya Haki za Wapendanao - Tumia haki yako!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    It is so decided, that from now on and in perpetuity, singularly and categorically, the following rights are to be accepted fully by all persons in a loving, romantic, and exclusive relationship; these rights are to be assented by both lovers before they choose to consummate their relationship. As a person in love with someone else:

    1. You have the right to fall in love and accept the love of someone who has fallen for you with no strings attached.

    2. You have the right to show affection (like be kissed and kiss) in public without fear of reprisal, frown upon, or be seen as showing off.

    3. You the have the right to demand and be given the consummation of your love at any time, place or manner provided it is mutually agreeable and not to the detrimental or delinquency of the minor.

    4. You have the right to be jealousy but not envious. This right is to be accepted by both parties.

    5. You have the right to bother your love by things big or small provided that you will be subjected to the same without prejudice.

    6. You have the right to have unhindered or unobstructed access to your lover. The same should be expected of you by him/her. Any unnecessary hindrances should be resolved by applying the third right under this Bill.

    7. You have the right to love and accept all that the other person brings into the relationship especially the children present prior to your relationship. If you DO NOT want to accept the children of your partner you have the duty to express this before the relationship get more serious.

    8. As a woman you have the right to demand and receive all the attention and priority over all others. The same is expected by your lover from you.

    9. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will probably be used against you to deny your right under 3rd article of this Bill.

    10. As a man you have the right and moral duty to know that women are ALWAYS right and whenever you suspect that a woman is wrong, exercise your right under article 9 of this Bill.

    11. You have the right to know that you have no power to change the other person to be what you want him/her to be. Therefore, it is your obligation and moral duty to accept the other person they way he or she is. If anything change for better in the future accept it as a bonus to your relationship. NEVER try to change other person, it will lead to frustrations, anger, depression and will present a clear and present threat to your relationship.

    12. You have the right to be angry, upset, or in any way, shape, manner, or form to be hurt by the other person. This right is to be exercised by the maxims of article one of this bill. It is your duty to work hard to resolve any issues in your relationship by recognizing your faults first.

    13. You have the right to find someone else to love if love given in the current relationship is not returned in the same manner.

    14. If you are not willing to abide by this Bill, you have the right and duty to be cheated upon.


    Signed By:

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    Man


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    Woman


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    Witness


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    Date
     
  2. M

    Mapinduzi JF-Expert Member

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    Signed between CCJ and Mwanakijiji, witnessed by A. Tendwa. One day some days.
     
  3. Ngambo Ngali

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    Mwanakijiji,
    Kama mmoja kati ya waliosaini akishindwa na au kupuuzia kutoa hizo rights na kutekeleza duties inakuwaje aliyedhulumiwa anafanyaje?
     
  4. SMU

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    Lol....Imenikumbusha ile mada kuhusu kunyimana unyumba!
     
  5. Mzee Mwanakijiji

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    you have to accept the articles of the Bill to sustain ur relationship
     
  6. Regia Mtema

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    Mwanakijiji asante sana kwa ujumbe mzuri sana.nakubaliana na wewe kwa mengine yote ila no 12 mmh kuna wakati mwingine inabidi.Pia sijakupata kwenye hiyo right na 13..Otherwise am ok!
     
  7. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    apply article 12.
     
  8. WomanOfSubstance

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    Hii ni kali!
    Najua kuna Magna carta... droits des hommes.... Rights of men
    Kisha kukaja Universal Declaration on Human Rights of the UN of 1949
    ikaja CEDAW ya UN..ambayo inaitwa Bill of Rights for women
    Sasa hii Bill of Rights for Lovers ..mhhh!! Mchakato wake ukoje?...........imetokana na nini... tujue promulgation yake ili tujue tunachangia vipi ndugu yangu.
     
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    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante sana Mkjj. Nimeipenda mno hiyo Article # 12. Kama ingekuwa inatumiwa mara nyingi katika mahusiano ya wale wapendanao basi mahusiano mengi yasingevunjika.
     
  10. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    kikao cha wapenzi kilifanyika siku chache zilizopita na kukubaliwa hayo hapo juu...
     
  11. Regia Mtema

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    Ama CCJ imeshakufa kifo cha asili haitafufuka tena!
     
  12. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    WoS unaweza kunidadavulia kwa lugha rahisi maana hapo umeniacha kule namtumbo kabisaaaa.
     
  13. Noname

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    nimeipenda hii... I could sign this blindly
     
  14. DMussa

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    mi naikubali lakini kutia saini ishu!!!
     
  15. M-bongotz

    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia sana hii, nimependa article 3 ila article 9 isipokuwa subjected to other articles dada zetu watatupanda vichwani.
     
  16. Mzee Mwanakijiji

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    Hivi bado hamjachapisha kuwekeshana sign? au hadi niwatengeneze prenuptials?
     
  17. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Nilishachapisha kitambo ila wakutia nae saini ndio sina....
     
  18. Remmy

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    mmm! the Bill is very hot, I would not dare to sign it, if amendments is not to be done in article 4, 9 and 11, to me extreme jealousy is pitching, to remain silent will give me heart diseases since will burn me inwardly, and lastly sometimes I have to change my partner to the best way she/he can be, as far as Iam good to her/him too.
     
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    Na hio article 13 je? this will be a hook for most couples to hang their excuses baada ya kua wamechoshana and it will encourage promiscouosity, and I think one side will suffer more.
     
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