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Oops! IMEKULA KWAKE!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kombo, May 14, 2011.

  1. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    The husband and his wife were not on good terms.

    In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.

    One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.

    That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards
    the bathroom.

    The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed.

    She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently............ He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her.

    When he was finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light.

    "No madam", said the gardener.
     
  2. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    kweli imekula kwake
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha...Kimeumana!
     
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Wivu mbaya!
     
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    Thadeus JF-Expert Member

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    Baba watoto akijua ni soo. Hapo sijui kama mamsapu atapata maelezo kwani baba watoto atajua ndio mpango wao wa kila siku!!!
     
  6. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe kuna tofauti ya kiinglish na kiswahilie. Maana hii joke nimeshaiona humu kwa kiswahili
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Sawasawa Mkuu. Hata mimi sina la kusema.
     
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    The Planner JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! Aisee umenifanya nicheke sana
     
  9. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo sasa ukute mama bado kizazi kipo! HB mtupu!
     
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