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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IronBroom, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. IronBroom

    IronBroom JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nimeikuta kwa jamaa hukoo

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    > >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    > >
    > >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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    > >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    > >
    > >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
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    > >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
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    > >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
    > >
    > >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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    > >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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    > >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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    > >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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    > >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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    > >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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    > >WIFE: - - - silence - -
    > >
    > >HUSBAND: "****."
     
  2. Yegomasika

    Yegomasika JF-Expert Member

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    Du, kwa hiyo huyu jamaa tayari ana nyumba ndogo damn?.
     
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