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Ooops! "Nyumba ndogo yangu imepata mimba!" Ushauri

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kaizer, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Wakulu ndo ujumbe nimeupata hapa hebu nishaurini nifanyeje in "COMPUTER TERMS" Only.

    Nianze na viongozi wangu wakuu Asprin-ODM, St Roya Roy, King TEAMO, Mpwa FIDEL ACID, Kijana Finest, Bigirita na bila shaka upande wa kina binamu......hapa nifanyeje>


    mawazo yangu nafikiria kubonyeza CTRL+ALT+DEL then TASK MANAGER kisha END TASK...


    happy friday!:wink2:
     
  2. Lily Flower

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    Dah hi kali!! Binamu

    Nenda kwenye details ujue when it happened then utajua cha kufanya.
     
  3. TIMING

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    click details mazee.... kama ni infii huwa tunasema kwa mwizi kaingia jambazi, ni mwendo wa timing tu mazee
     
  4. X-PASTER

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    Do not DELETE... just save it... u never kno who is coming!
     
  5. Kaizer

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    Mkulu kwenye details si naweza kukuta ni kirusi kikainfect my comp mazima!?
     
  6. The Finest

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    Mpwa just click details kama alivyosema cousin Acid kama ni infii kwenye nyumba ya mwizi kaingia jambazi nafikiri uki search kwenye folders zitakuja options nyingi mimi naona ball possesion bado unaongoza 85% na upande wa infiii 25%
     
  7. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    LOL Binamu details ni hatari sana naweza kukuta nimebambikiwa je...manake siku hizi kuna 'dhana ya uchakachuaji' according to MJ1
     
  8. Kaizer

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    Mkuu X-Paster...how about RUN?........
     
  9. Fidel80

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    Duh kumbe computer..
    Mi nilijua kiburudisho lol ngoja nibusti mambo
     
  10. RR

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    Zima power ukutani....is this equivalent to running??
     
  11. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu, kitendo tu cha ku-infii had ile pregnancy ikawa ndani, basi tena ujue virus atakuwemo tu

    we checke details viruzi wakiwa wengi tutatumia karspesky
     
  12. Egyps-women

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    hayo ndo malipo yenyewe .ongeza second wife
     
  13. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    you can run, but you cant hide
     
  14. TIMING

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    cousin... umejumlishaje hiyo hesabu yako ya asilimia?? au ni aslimia na kumi??? hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  15. Kaizer

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    AU nibonyeze 'abort' huenda ikasaidia....hiyo ya kuzima ukutani nadhani itabidi kurestart comp au?
     
  16. Askofu

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    Hang'over za jana zinakusumbua.... Reboot
     
  17. Kaizer

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    Si naweza kuHIDE kabisa folder langu lisionekane kwake kiongozi lol:behindsofa:
     
  18. Kaizer

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    hahahhaha mkulu hata mi nikashindwa kuelewa elewa hapo lol
     
  19. RR

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    Unplug power bana....halafu uki-restart select safe mode...
     
  20. The Finest

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    Ha Ha Ha Ha Cousin ila kuan plan B ya kutumia KARSPESKY kama ulivyosema nilikuwa nafikiria kumwambia kama vipi HAIFORMAT lakini nimeshtuka labda aende kwenye TOOLS halafu OPTIONS halafu sasa achague CLEAR YOUR RECENT HISTORY au REMOVE INDIVIDUAL COOKIES
     
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