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Ooh Naughty Boys!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, May 14, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

    May 14, 2011
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    The poorly paid local pastor grew watermelons to supplement his low income. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some neighbouring kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
    He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with poison."
    The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the pastor's sign. When the pastor returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"