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Ongezeko la wachina kariakoo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GAZETI, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. GAZETI

    GAZETI JF-Expert Member

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    Ongezeko la wachina K/Koo ambao ni wamachinga litasababisha kuongezeka kwa machotara kedekede baada ya miaka 25, nahisi majina yatakuwa kama ifuatavyo.
    1.Masawe ji sung
    2.Donggwakisa shunhui
    3.Hua Ole Naiko Qing
    3Tian Mkapa park ji sung

    Rafiki zangu wangoni itakuwa
    4.Kombaxing chwan hu
    5.JangMapunda samsung
    6.Matemboxing jang xinhua

    Wengine
    7.Marwa jing Tao
    8.Rugarabamung Xiao
    9.Xing Rutashobya phoenix

    Na watoto feki kibao mitaani
     
  2. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Haswaaa!!!

    Halafu ndio haya mambo ya mchina na mke wake mchina wanazaa mtoto mweusi anamwita 'Sum Ting Wong'

    Demu wa kichina anazaa na bosi wa uhamiaji na mtoto anaitwa 'Cit Zen Ship'

    Kaka mchina amekuja na dada yake mchina kazaa na mchaga anampa jina mpwa wake 'Don go Hom'
     
  3. Mwanaitelejensi

    Mwanaitelejensi Senior Member

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    ha ha ha :wink2:
     
  4. Labata

    Labata Member

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    Lol umeua hahaha :-D
     
  5. Vijisenti

    Vijisenti JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, hii kali rafiki yangu. Bila shaka kwa wakurya kutakuwa hakutoshi
    CHACHARITO TING GANG JU WAIREMA.
     
  6. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    yaukwel hii na niukwel m2pu ila cjui kitakuwa kinazungumzwa kiswakichina au chnakiswa kaz kwel kwel au itakuwa lugha mama yan mfano kichagakichna
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kutakuwa na watoto wengi wa kuchakachuliwa,kichwa cheupe cha kichina,kiwiliwili cheusi cha mbongo
     
  8. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    hawa ni mashombe wa kichina na kikinga,
    1.Wanyama Jang
    2.Nyemba Tiong
    3.Kamwela Chong
     
  9. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mallya Chaozhou
    Zhou Kirawila..hahahaha
     
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