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Ongezea hapo ya kwako

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pitbull, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. pitbull

    pitbull JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenu wachoyo mpaka mkimeza mate mnajificha.......! Kwenu ni slow learners mpaka mlirudia sunday school...! Tv yenu ni ndogo hadi usain bolt akikimbia anamalizia mbio kwa jirani....! Kwenu mko wengi hadi kwenye korido mmeweka bounce na trafik light....! We ni **** mpaka uliweka majani ya chai kwenye sprite ndio iwe cocacola.....! Una kichwa kidogo hadi ukisoma gazeti m2 akipita kwa mbali unaweza kusema ni fullstop! Kama vp ongezea utani bc!
     
  2. pitbull

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    Ongezeeni bc?
     
  3. CRISTA

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    Ndio bwana dokta ulimboka ameshuka leo kutokea uwanja wa ndege
     
  4. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Kwenu mmezaliwa wengi mpaka baba yenu hawajui majina akitaka kuongea nanyi anasema ndugu wananchi
     
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    Nasikia siku ukila kuku tumbo linaitikia new hardware found
     
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    We mrefu mpaka ukinywa maziwa fresh yakifika kwa tumbo yanakuwa mgando
     
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    Una kichwa kubwa mpaka ukiingia exam room unambiwa ,no group work
     
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    Ati umekonda mpaka ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anasema, "hatubebi miwa"
     
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    Kwenu mna vichwa kubwa hadi kunaitwa headquarters.
     
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    we ni mjinga ,mpaka siku ulienda kununua big G ulipewa ya kijani ukasema haijaiva
     
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    wewe ni mnene mpaka ukipima uzito mzani unasoma to be continue
     
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    -Wewe in mweusi hadi ukitoka nje giza inasema "mmh"
     
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    Ati wee ni mweusi mpaka wameandika...SCRATCH TO REVEAL kwenye I.D yako ya shule
     
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    kwenu nyinyi wachafu hadi mende na nzi wameanza kuhama
     
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    Eti we ni kikojozi uliyeshindikana mpaka mama yako kakuandikia kibao kwenye kitanda chako "onyo kali, usikojoe hapa"
     
  16. pitbull

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    Shule yenu imezeeka mpaka school motto imezima
     
  17. pitbull

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    We ni mjinga mpaka viatu vyako vimeandikwa vaa hivi
     
  18. pitbull

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    Wewe ni mrefu mpaka ukiitwa unaitika next week
     
  19. pitbull

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    We ni mjinga mpaka ulienda kwa dentist ukamwomba akungolee bluetooth kwenye simu
     
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    Tv yenu imezeeka mpaka inazimwa na maji
     
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