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ona hii!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jamiif, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. jamiif

    jamiif JF-Expert Member

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    Binti: Hello baba,
    Baba: Sema binti yangu
    Binti: Nimempenda huyu mlinzi
    wa hapa nyumbani, nimeamua
    kutoroka nikaolewe nae.
    Baba: Pumbafu kweli wewe
    unadhani ntashtuka? Safari njema
    na nisikuone tena sura yako.
    Binti: Samahani baba, nilikuwa
    nakusomea barua aliyoacha
    mama,
    Baba: Umesema????????

    haya wanajamvi ingekutokea wewe ungefanyaje?
     
  2. Billie

    Billie JF-Expert Member

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    Mmm vibonzo vimeanza kuja MMU
     
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    si na wewe unachukua house girl!
     
  4. Elviejo

    Elviejo JF-Expert Member

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    jib rahis tu,"Nashukuru sasa cz nilikuwa nawaza nitakufukuzaje ili nimuoe housgal "
     
  5. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Ingekuwa mi ningenyea na kuwa mwembamba ka toothpic
     
  6. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Baba: asante sana mwanangu, naoa mke mwingne.
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    No ujanja unakubaliana na hali halisi tu
     
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    peter mpine Member

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    rahaaaaa utamu.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hapa nimecheka si kipolepole....hah hah haaaaah haaaaahh
     
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