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Ona Hasara za Kuchakachua

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    VERY INTERESTING STORY TO READ!
    Death came to a guy and said,”my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".

    So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go". Death said, " alright then".

    The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell asleep. The guy removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.


    So when death woke up, he said to the guy, “I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so nice to me".






     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    Mshahara wa kuchakachua ni mauti.
     
  3. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    safi saaaana imetulia sana. Sipatii picha jamaa alivyofura!
     
  4. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    duh, halafu sasa ikawaje jamani mbona umeishia njiani tena??????????? mpumbavu huyu baada ya ku-concetrate na toba ndio anazidi kuharibu tena.
     
  5. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Usilolijua ni sawa na usiku wa giza la Bongo! Teh teh teh...!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ikifika haichakachuliki hata kama wewe ni raisi wa dunia!!
     
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo yatakikukuta CCM!
     
  8. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaa, imekaa vizuri sana.
    Tehe
     
  9. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    He was supposed to die anyway...
     
  10. GABOO

    GABOO Senior Member

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    Jamaa alijifikiria genius,kumbe zero
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    YEYOTE ANAEWEZA KUMTUMIA JK HII SMS PLEASE ATUMIWE AISOME LABDA ATABADILIKA
     
  12. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Huwezi kukwepa..kama kipo ,kipo tu.!
     
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