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...on board of Air Tanzania

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. Habari za Asubuhi, Mabibi na Mabwana...!

    This is your captain (Mabula) welcoming you on board of Air Tanzania.

    We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the nyumba ndogo.
    This is flight 255 to Mwanza. Landing in Mwanza is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the lake Victoria. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on in one of the Victoria islands!

    Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
    It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 45% of our passengers have reached their destination.
    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

    To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea (Green Label Tea) and chips Dume!

    For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

    We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to viwanja vya Mnazi Mmoja, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

    There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

    In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt.

    For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

    Enjoy Air Tanzania
     
  2. BLUE BALAA

    BLUE BALAA JF-Expert Member

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    haha haha haha haha haha, goog night
     
  3. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    hahha hahha asante sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Hope u had a rough time with air Tanzania,
     
  5. yutong

    yutong JF-Expert Member

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    Du mjomba umenena nadhani ujumbe umefika
     
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