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Old is when....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tanzanites, Feb 12, 2011.

  1. Tanzanites

    Tanzanites Member

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    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
    and make love,' and you answer,
    'Pick one; I can't do both!'

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your friends compliment you
    on your new alligator shoes
    and you're barefoot.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    A sexy babe catches your fancy
    and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

    'OLD' IS WHEN....
    Going bra less
    pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You don't care where your spouse goes,
    just as long as you don't have to go along.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting a little action'
    means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting lucky' means you find your car
    in the parking lot.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all nighter' means not getting up
    to use the bathroom.

    AND

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are not sure these are jokes

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  2. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Put them in swahili may b funny!
     
  3. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    hoping that wil sound gud ,eti eeee
     
  4. Tanzanites

    Tanzanites Member

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    Rafiki, The day I post a Joke in Swahili you would probably laugh more of my Swahili than the joke :A S embarassed:
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaaah!!
     
  6. P

    Proud Patriot JF-Expert Member

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    Tanzanites,keep it thisss wayyy dont make a 'swahili ed', u might spoil the context!
     
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