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ohoo dear, this boy.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VIKWAZO, May 6, 2011.

  1. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
    She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
    The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
    We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
     
  2. K

    Kellerman New Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..mtume mbavu zangu
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    dogo mwendawazimu huyu
     
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah lol
    very very funny lol
    thanx
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahah imetulia
     
  6. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha! Vry fun.
    Huyo mtoto hafai, nmecheka sana!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo ni noma.Teh teh.....
     
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    Maza akitoka anakuja kuchapa viboko tu!!
     
  9. TANMO

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    Hahahahahahhahaaaa
    That Boy is sooo nuuuut,,,,
     
  10. IT Guru

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    Lolest
     
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    smart boy!
     
  12. chapaa

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    Mtoto ka cop toka wp?
    mom ataua yethuuu!!!
     
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    mtoto haya nini sasa ugomvi huo
     
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    tobaaaaaaaa kaz kwel kwel dogo kampaisha maza wake ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa
     
  15. Vinci

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    hahahahaha.....thanks. you made my day

     
  16. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    MAZA ANATOA HADHABU WAKATI DOGO ANATAKA KUHUDUMIA WASAFIRI
    niliposoma hii kwa mara ya kwanza ilikuwa usiku, nilishindwa kujizuia kucheka.....be..ch in the kitchen
     
  17. Kyalow

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    kare kalist ha ha haaaa
     
  18. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    kuna mtu kaniuliza ni nani huyo wa jikoni,
    ni mama yake jamani soma vizuri utaelewa, unatakiwa kukwenda na sorry vizuri toka mwanzo
    MBONA WENGINE WAMEELWA WANACHEKA HAPO JUU,
    KAMA VIPI WEKA KWENYE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
     
  19. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! hii kiboko
     
  20. lifeofmshaba

    lifeofmshaba JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
    dogo pleaseeeeeeeeeee
     
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