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Obsession...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tulizo, Oct 16, 2011.

  1. Tulizo

    Tulizo JF-Expert Member

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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
    To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home."
     
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    Oouuphh. Haya bana.
     
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    Maaaweee!...!
     
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    Great you made my day!
     
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