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Obama -VS-Little Girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Inkoskaz, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. Inkoskaz

    Inkoskaz JF-Expert Member

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    Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

    "OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know i m idiot?"


     
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