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nyumba ndogo inapojaliwa zaidi ya mke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jwagu, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. J

    Jwagu Senior Member

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    Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean BMW 7 Series. This young girl got out of the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Aunt. All efforts by passers-by including me to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend... I just watched and sympathized with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl
    followed her home if her hubby could help. The girl kept screaming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying: Baby, a stupid woman just hit my car”. The car you bought me. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman. On getting there, he started shouting,
    "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car",
    only to realise the woman was his wife.
    WHAT WOULD YOU DO????
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kwenu wenye nyumba ndogo...
     
  3. arabianfalcon

    arabianfalcon JF-Expert Member

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    Atamjua mchuchu wa bibi yake alikua nani !
     
  4. Mpui Lyazumbi

    Mpui Lyazumbi JF-Expert Member

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    Usizini, Usiseme uongo.
     
  5. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kweli mie hapa kimya,napita 2 hii nimeipenda,
     
  6. Wakumwitu

    Wakumwitu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh lazima utafute shimo la kuingia ndani na ujifukie kabisa.
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Usitamani mwanamke/mwanaume asiye mkeo/mumeo.
     
  8. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Yani hapo ndo huwa naona wanaume either wamelogwa au kuna mishipa flani ya fahamu imekufa wengine mke na watoto wanakula dagaa wkt nyumba ndogo anpeleka kuku nyama tena wa kununua sprmrkt kwa bei mbaya hapa akili iko wapi!!!!!!
     
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