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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Padri na sister walikuwa wanasafiri wakafika sehemu fluani ikawa ni usiku,ikawabidi waende kulala guest.

    Kufika guest vyumba vimejaa kimebaki kimoja tu! wakaamua kulala pamoja ila wakajitenga kwa kutumia MTO.

    Iilipofika asubuhi wanataka kutoka wakakuta gate limefungwa,padri akamwambia sister "unaonaje turuke gate?"
    Sister akajibu "Nyooo ulishindwa kuruka mto... utaweza gate!!"
     
  2. Jovegg

    Jovegg Member

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    ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimesha simamishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ninihiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  3. comson

    comson JF-Expert Member

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    :eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:
     
  4. S

    Shiwawa Member

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    hahahaha
     
  5. mjomba wa kale

    mjomba wa kale JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kali mwanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  6. Globu

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    Safi sana Mkuu.
     
  7. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaa
     
  8. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  9. i

    issabela Senior Member

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    teh teh teh ya ukweli hiyo
     
  10. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeh
     
  11. mayome

    mayome Member

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    ya zaman kidogo hii faza.!!!!
     
  12. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Kibongobongo ngumu kutokea
     
  13. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ni mimi padri ningemjibu sister kuwa mto ulikuwa na mamba wengi
     
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    Museven JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo.
     
  15. W

    Willie erick New Member

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    Kumbe csta alkuwa na hamu
     
  16. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Padri ni mtoto wa mombasa huyo, aliposema kuruka geti hakuwa na maana hiyo, halafu na huyo sister ni mtoto wa kinondoni, aliposema mto alimaanisha kale kadimbwi maji kupwa maji kujaa, ambako shurti uvuke kwa kutumia mguu mmoja.
     
  17. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Alitaka apate mambo mwenzie kambania
     
  18. Uliza_Bei

    Uliza_Bei JF-Expert Member

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    Nyoo ni vagina kwa wasukuma
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    ​kwani mto wa kuluka au wa kusogeza tuu
     
  20. Ruttashobolwa

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    Nomaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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