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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Jun 15, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    A lady boards a Matatu bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby. The baby refuses to suckle, she yelled at the baby"ebu nyonya ama nimpatie huyu uncle ako hapa." The kid suckles for a while then stops, mum yells again.."nimekwambia unyonye ama nimpatie huyu uncle." This happens about 5 times, and suddenly the man shouts at the lady..."MADAM, MAKE UP UR MIND CUZ NILIKUWA NISHUKE 30 MINS AGO..."
     
  2. Bundewe

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    Veeeeery funy! .....Inaendana na avatar yako.
     
  3. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha... Haya bana...
     
  4. Delucaz

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    maskhara maskhara mwisho jamaa anaweza akafanya kweli...!!
     
  5. Donnie Charlie

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    teh! teh! ni mimi nilikuwa next kwa hii manzi
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha... Enhe, tueleze iliishiaje cuz nilishuka ki20 kilichofuata...lol
     
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    Utakuta nyonyo yenyewe hata si ya ukweli,kitu lapa ka ndala ya bata!
     
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    Samuel A K Member

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    Nyonyo ilikua bomba ndo maana jamaa alipitiliza kituo akijua bahati itamwangukia
     
  9. mikatabafeki

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    ha haaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa..............khaaaaaaaaaaaaa jamaaa nae hataniwi
     
  10. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    duuu !!!
    stak kuamin unapenda kudhalilisha..izo lapa zimekujaje?amejiumba?we aujanyonyeshwa?ACHEN KUTUTUKANA JAMAN..


    wee unayonyonya sasa ipo wima km mnara wa voda?
    aijalala?na una garantii afta 10 yrs itakuwa the same...wewwwwwwweeeeeeeeee nkikushikaaaaaa..maj utaita mma!!!!!
     
  11. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    eti ...eti ...ivi ..eti kwanini wakaka wnapenda manyonyo?
    ndo kusema walipokuwa watoto awakumalizia kunyonya?


    ha!ha! km mdada kaweka plasta kwenye chuchu anakwambia chaliii ayke inapenda kunyonya km kindama cha mbuzi....

    Y MNAPENDA KUJITOTOLESHA?....kupenda manyonyo?
     
  12. Mtumishi Mkuu

    Mtumishi Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Ukute nyonyo yenyewe ni kama ya kwenye avator yako....ningeenda hadi kituo cha mwisho...ha ha ha

     
  13. fredmlay

    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    Dahh nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma, angalau hata asubuhi ya leo nimeanza kwa cheko.
     
  14. Jaguar

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    Basi basi usinifikishe mbali,nisamehe nimekoma,ila kwa upande mwingine huyu mama/dada tabia yake haijakaa sawa,aliona nyonyo yake nzuri haionekani,akaamua kuitoa nje ili jamaa aione,duh!
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Yule uncle kwenye ma3 ni mimi, bado ninaendelea kusubiri mdada aamue. Kila siku asubuhi nipo kituoni, mdada anapandia ma3, ninakaa siti karibu yake na hadithi inaendelea siku hadi siku, lakini sikati tamaa.
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    haha haaaaaaa,nimecheka mpaka ofisini wamenishangaa!mh hiyo njemba haitaniwi?
     
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    Rose1980, hapo kwenye red:

    Kwasababu wao ndo wanazindua then, wanakuja watoto na Mwisho wanamalizia wao!

    Ndo maana jamaa alipitilizwa kituo kwa kudhani pengine Mtende utaota jangwani.......................
     
  18. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Kama hz!! Jamaa ni noma huyo.
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    Sweetlove Member

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    Sio lapa kitu kinaitwa saa sita pm!
     
  20. Mshume Kiyate

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    Ahahaha!LOL! sio saa sita AM
     
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