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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Salimia, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. S

    Salimia JF-Expert Member

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    I, the penis,
    hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    • I do physical labor
    • I work at great depths
    • I plunge head first into everything I do
    • I do not get weekends off or public holidays
    • I work in a damp environment
    • I don't get paid overtime
    • I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    • My work exposes me to contagious diseases
    • I work in high temperatures

    THE RESPONSE:

    Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    • You do not work 8 hours straight
    • You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    • You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    • You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
    • You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    • You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    • You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
    • You'll retire well before reaching 65
    • You're unable to work double shifts
    • You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
    • And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
    Sincerely,
    The Management
     
  2. mkonowapaka

    mkonowapaka JF-Expert Member

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    :mimba:
     
  3. FiQ

    FiQ JF-Expert Member

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    haaaah haaaah lol.
     
  4. S

    Salimia JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hiyo "visit" naona umeipenda kweli kweli! huwa una visit na wewe pia? wapi?
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!!
     
  6. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Jukwaa la Mpenzi hili Jaman,Moods itoen hii
     
  7. Money Maker

    Money Maker Senior Member

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    Nimeipenda response namba 3,jamaa is not able to follow orders.
     
  8. S

    Salimia JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi wewee,, hii ina ubaya gani mpaka unasema Mods waitoe? Au English ndiyo tatizo lako mkuu? Nambie ni wapi panakufanya hii ikupe taabu? mbona iko kawaida sana? Au wakuu mnasemaje? huyu Bramo simuelewi kabisa
     
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    Mwanaweja JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmuu hapo sasa
     
  10. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    .......you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
     
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