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Nyeti zaidi ya nyeti ulizonazo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by somba kankara, May 31, 2012.

  1. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    kunajamaa wawili WALOKOLE walimuwania dem mmoja kwa nyakati tofauti basi dem akawapanga
    wa kwanza akaambiwa uje saa mbili usiku nitakuwa bado naongea na wazazi wangu
    na wa pili uje saa tatu utanikuta kitandani
    wa kwanza akaingia akajiandaa na kujilaza kitandani
    wa pili akaja akakuta mtu kitandani haraka akavua nguo na kupanda kitandani
    mara kutomasana kukaanza kila mmoja anapeleka mkono ktk nyeti za mwenzie Unafilkili nini kitatokea???
     
  2. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Ndoa ya jinsia moja. Nimepata au nimekosea jibu?!:coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee:
     
  3. Amosen

    Amosen Member

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    Kila mmoja alibahatika kumshika osama wa mwenzake na mindevu yake hivyo hivyo.
     
  4. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    no comment
     
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    Sugar-a Senior Member

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    MUNGU atusaidie nchi yetu iepukane na ukameruni.
     
  6. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    walichapana mkono wa hali ya juu..!
     
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    Jembe la ndege Member

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    Itakuwa waelewane klam2 ampe mwenzie
     
  8. Malunkwi

    Malunkwi JF-Expert Member

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    napita tu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  10. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    Re: Nyeti zaidi ya nyeti ulizonazo
    Kila mmoja alibahatika kumshika osama wa mwenzake na mindevu yake hivyo hivyo. :A S-baby::A S-baby::A S-baby:​
     
  11. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Inategemea wengine wanaweza kufurai kukutanishwa, maana kaka zetu wengine cku hizi mungu awasamehe.
     
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    chen Member

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    dah hii kali nimeipenda
     
  13. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Memory full. Mchina
     
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