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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtalingolo, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Habari wana jamvi? Naimani wengi wenu mmeshatoka makazini na bilashaka mmetulia majumbani mwenu,

    Ni hali ambayo inatokea wanapokutana mwanaume na mwanamke wote wabishi na mwanaume akimtaka mwanamke kimapenzi, mazungumzo ni kama ifuatavyo
    MWANAUME: Unajua binti mie nakupenda toka kitambo
    MWANAMKE: Sa ulikuwa wapi kunambia sikuzote hzo?
    MWANAUME:Nilikuwa sijajipanga..
    MWANAMKE: Basi ndo ushachelewa nafasi zimejaa tayari
    MWANAUME: Duuh kwakuwa nakupenda ntasimama ili akushuka mmoja nipate kukaa...
     
  2. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    atasema hashuki.we mwambie samahani dada naomba nafasi ya pembeni katika gazeti lako la elimu haina mwisho(mapenzi).ntakutunzia siri.halafu malizia na mia.
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    pembeni kuna nafasi kweli? bora aombe kwenye buti ama carrier tu ieleweke. ila awe tayari kwa joto,jua ama vumbi. alfu
     
  4. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nitakuwa kama konda, huyo aliewahi mi sina shida nae..
     
  5. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hujambo dada yangu?mia
     
  6. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    sasa amekua daladala?
     
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