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Not all blondes are stupid

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Sumbalawinyo, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

    Jan 13, 2010
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    An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and
    bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
    'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...

    'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

    The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.