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NO Speak English

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Jan 27, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt show her thighs Butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

    3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
    How did she communicate with the butcher?
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    Her husband speaks English!
    I worry about you
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    lazima alifungua zipu ya mshkaji akatoa ile nanaihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!:clap2:
     
  4. Niezzle

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    he he he he he he lazima alishika naniii ya mumewe na kumuonyesha jamaa he he he he :msela:
     
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    Dirty minded re-read.
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    hapo chacha ndo kaz ilikuwepo?
     
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    hahaha! mume wake atamsaidia kuongea English.
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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