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No sex

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    Kazi kwako utajibeba lazima hapo miezi yote unazungusha NO SEX.


    posted by Charles @ 2:56 PM
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mwnmk mjanja sana kwa kuunda hiyo spin board! 'No sex' ni nyingi zaidi kuliko 'sex' kiasi kwamba liduara la mbao likisimama lazima lisimamie kwenye 'No Sex' Si ajabu huyo mama ni Mchaga!
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    kama ni mimi itanibidi nitafute nyumba ndogo la sivyo haya mateso sitayaweza
     
  5. Tigga Mumba

    Tigga Mumba JF-Expert Member

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    Ningekuwa mimi


    Kule nyuma ya hilo duara napigilia vimisumari viwili katikati ya maneno haya:

    NO SEX, SEX na NO SEX

    Kila nikizungusha vile vimisumari vitakuwa vnapungusa kasi lakini sababu viko viwili chance kubwa litasimama katika NO SEX, SEX na NO SEX

    Kwa sababu hii nitakuwa nimeongeza probability yangu ya kupata zigo kutoka 1/12=0.06333 mpaka 1/3=0.333
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha jamaa anatia huruma kweli
     
  7. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    tena na nguo ameshavua.
     
  8. ndenga

    ndenga JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alichemka alitakuwa asivue nguo kwanza..unazungusha kwanza baada ya kupata matokeo ndio unachukua tizi.. Otherwise utapigana au uchakachue matokeo kama C...M!!
     
  9. O

    Oncemore Member

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    Aiseee kudabhang'ken ck nkibaatika isimame kwenye SEX duh atakoma kesho yake atafuta na hyo SEX kabsa
     
  10. R

    RECYCLER Senior Member

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    No sex means go outsiide(BUGURUNI)
     
  11. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Mnatoa wenyewe idea za uhusiano kwa wenza wenu. Yakiwakuta msije kulalamika JF.
     
  12. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    nomaaaaaaaa
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    ana bahati jamaa sio Mkurya,mke angechezea kichapo cha mwizi hahaha!
     
  14. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    humwe-wewe "geuza maneno utapata tusi
     
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