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No Reason to Call

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    GIRL: Father, I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
    PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?


    GIRL: Well Father, he kissed me.
    PRIEST: You mean like this?


    GIRL: Yes, Father.
    PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.


    GIRL: But Father, he put his hand in my bra.
    PRIEST: You mean like this?


    GIRL: Yes, Father.
    PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.


    GIRL: But Father, he took my cloths off.
    PRIEST: You mean like this?


    GIRL: Yes, Father.
    PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.


    GIRL: But Father, he had sex with me!
    PRIEST: You mean like this?


    GIRL: Yes, Father.
    PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.


    GIRL: But Father he told me he has AIDS.
    PRIEST: The BASTARD!
     
  2. Good Guy

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    Teh teh teh.Hii kiboko.
     
  3. Mabel

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    Father alijidai mjanja akakwama mwishoni.
     
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    duh faza kau kwaa
     
  5. Mabel

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    Kwa ulaghai na bila cost
     
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    Duh!
     
  7. Mabel

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    Unashangaa, hayo ndio mambo ya faragha
     
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    Hahahaahaaaaa, si alikua anamielekeza kwa mfano? alikua ana-justify!!!!!
     
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    Hahahaahaaaaa, si alikua anamuelekeza kwa mfano? alikua ana-justify!!!!!
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaahaaaaa, si alikua anamuelekeza kwa mfano? alikua ana-justify!!!!! Hivi kumbe ndo inakuaga hivyo eeh, umenikumbusha sana kitabu cha "Trials of Brother JERO"
     
  11. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Alijaribu sana kutumia lugha ya vitendo ili aeleweke zaidi, na hii ni njia nzuri sana japo wakati fulani haifai.
    Nipe kidogo mambo ya Trials of Brother
     
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