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Nisamehe honey

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mwanaume mmoja alikuwa
    amelazwa katika chumba cha
    wagonjwa
    mahututi akiwa amepoteza
    fahamu kwa siku mbili.
    Alipozinduka akamuona
    mkewe akiwa pembeni ya kitanda
    akimuombea. Jamaa kwa upendo
    akamuita
    mkewe na kumwambia "Honey
    kabla sijafa kuna jambo inabidi
    nikwambie
    ili niweze kwenda mbinguni
    nikiwa safi" jamaa alimueleza
    mkewe taratibu.
    " Nimecheat...kwa muda mrefu
    nilikuwa nikifanya mapenzi na
    rafiki yako
    Samia, pamoja na mama Kay, yule
    jirani wetu wa nyumba ya tatu. Na
    hata
    yule house girl wetu aliyeondoka
    kwenda kwao nilisha wahi kulala
    nae wakati
    ulipoenda mkutano wa kikazi
    Arusha...Naomba unisamehe mke
    wangu nife vizuri"
    Jamaa alimaliza huku machozi
    yakimtoka. Kwa upendo mkewe
    akamshika mkono
    na kumwambia " Usijali honey,
    nimesha kusamehe, ila na mimi
    pia naomba unisamehe
    kwa kukuwekea sumu...
    [/h]
     
  2. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo tumesameheana ili uende kwa amani......hahahaaaaaaaaa.
     
  3. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ''TaiJike''usinifanyie hivo
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
  6. m

    magnetic Member

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    exellence ungekua weye ungeduu wat?
     
  7. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupenda, nakuthamini, siwezi kukutenda ht kama ntakukuta uko chini juu ntakusubiri nikupeleke home salama.
     
  8. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    :A S-confused1:
     
  9. C

    Chassarsenal Member

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    I lyk t...
     
  10. Endangered

    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa!
     
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