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Nipeni uzoefu wenu wanawake wote wa kidigo ndivyo walivyo au wangu ni wa pekee?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Midavudavu, Feb 10, 2012.

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Nabebwa wakati wa kwenda kuoga, maji ya kuoga yana hiriki, nabebwa baada ya kurudi kuoga, napakwa mafuta nikwa nimelela kitandani baada ya kuoga, napewa kila ninachota na sijawahi kutukanwa, navalishwa na kulishwa yaani nina raha mimi. Natamani nisiende kazini nishinde ndani. Nikiwa kazini nawaza huduma zake tu. Mungu anipe nini mie jamani?
     
  2. Timtim

    Timtim JF-Expert Member

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    Shauri yako unachunwa bila kujijuwa. Chukuwa tahadhari na uwe makini.
     
  3. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    anapewa kila kitu anachotaka. tehe tehe tehee
     
  4. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    vipi hakusachi?
     
  5. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    c useme tu na we unampaga sh ngapi kila anapokubeb.!!! Cpat pcha uyo mwanamke alvyojazia, mpka anakubeba ww na limwil lote hlo
     
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    MARTINSICHILIMA Member

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    mijitu kama wewe ndo rahisi kupewa SUMU, yaani hadi chakula unalishwa.
    aseje akawa anakufananisha na toto jinga, likila lamwaga chakula ndo maana anakulisha.
    take care.
     
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    MARTINSICHILIMA Member

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    siku ambayo utamuuliza jina la mzazi wake ni pale utakaposahau kwenda kazini, alafu barua ya kuachishwa kazi ikakufuata huko huko.
     
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    ammablaze Member

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    Baba siku ukiishiwa ujue ndo mwisho wa kubebwa
     
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    ammablaze Member

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    Embu mmoja aliyeitwa atupe ukweli mazee
     
  10. roja24

    roja24 Senior Member

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    Huduma hizo anapewa mtoto mdogo. hata ww kubwa zima unajivunia ish! sio mzima sawasawa
     
  11. petrinamwana

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    Hahaha fumbuka wewe
     
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    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Hakutii vidole kwny tgo?
     
  13. Pendael laizer

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    Kinyiramba je?
     
  14. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    atajulia wapi keshapewa chenyewe huyu huwa hana hata habari wakati wa kusechiwa
     
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    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ...mmmh! Walemavu wa viungo hufanyanyiwa baadhi ya hivyo unavyofanyiwa. Hongera sana kwa kuwa mzembe kiasi hicho.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    amakweli life is how yu take t.
    me wangu hi ni karaha.
     
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    GOSBERTUS New Member

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    Kwangu ninaona kama kero kama kukoseshwa uhuru vile
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you. It was a joke and it is going to remain a joke.
     
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    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Yani kubwa zima unaona raha kubebwa mgongon,ebu lione,hata huon aibu ku2simulia?
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    kubwa zima linapanda basi halijui linaelekea wapi. Hujui kama hili ni jukwaa la utani? unashiriki bila ya kujua unashiriki nini? wakupime siyo bure wewe.
     
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