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Nipeni kura jamani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by UGONVIMWIKO, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. U

    UGONVIMWIKO Member

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    Mheshimiwa mmoja alienda Kijiji cha Lubeho kuomba kura wananchi wakamuwekea Meza ili asimame juu na kumwaga Sera zake,bahati mbaya aliongea mambo mengi sana na kwa muda mrefu sana hadi wananchi wakaboreka na kuanza kuondoka mmoja baada ya mwingine.Kufumba na kufumbua watu wote wakawa wameisha isipokuwa mtu mmoja tu alibaki huku akiwa anamuangalia Mwanasiasa na anatoa Machozi.Yule mwanasihasa akachukia sana watu kuingia Mitini lkn akampenda yule mmoja aliyebaki,akamwambia "Wewe ni mfuasi mzuri sana wa chama chetu maana wenzako wote wameondoka lkn wewe bado upo! Nini kimekukuna ktk hotuba yangu hadi unalia na huondoki? Yule Mwanakijiji akamjibu "Hiyo Meza uliyosimamia ni yangu nasubiri ushuke niipeleke nyumbani!"
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaa ina maana km asingekuwa anangoja meza yake nayeye angeshachapa mwendo eeeh dah
     
  3. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Ingekuwa mimi siku hiyo hiyo ningeachana na siasa Haaaaaaaaaaaa.............
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nouma aiseee...lol!!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hicho kijiji kipo Mbeya kama siyo Iringa.
     
  7. Geraldo DaVinci

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    he he he he he
     
  8. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Na atakuwa anatoka chama cha magamba, wenzie wameshampiga juju kama kawaida yao
     
  9. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    Ha ha ha haaaaa!!!
     
  10. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Hhahaaaa!!Angebinua hiyo meza ili aichukue!!
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Ningejinyonga ningekuwa mimi
     
  12. chuki

    chuki JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa ni Chadema maana kwa kudanganya hao ni no. 1, na mwendo ni huo huo mpaka kieleweke.
     
  13. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    naimba ingetokea real kwa wanasiasa wa bongo
     
  14. mpemba mbishi

    mpemba mbishi JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani hawa ni wanachama wa chadema, na hiyo sehemu ni jimbo la Uzini! Time will tell.
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    dah! ntarudi kucomment.......
     
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    Jrafiki Member

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    bila shaka you are from Iringa.
     
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