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Nipe jibu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, May 4, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa wale wan aojua lugha ya King'eng'e (English) Badili sentensi ifuatayo iwe kwa lugha ya kiingereza

    "BABA MIMI NI MTOTO WAKO WA NGAPI?"

    Nipati jibu hapo!!!
     
  2. Iramusm

    Iramusm JF-Expert Member

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    Kipimo tosha cha kama unajua ngeli ya ukweli au unaungaunga..hahaaaaa!
     
  3. Jaguar

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    Mi wa darasa la saba B,subiri wenyewe wanakuja!
     
  4. Jaguar

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    Ngoja nijiume ume,"Father,in which birth order am i among my siblings ?or,"Father,in which birth order am i among your children?
     
  5. N

    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Dah! Mkuu kumbe we school bus bana halafu unadanganya ni la saba B....lol!
     
  6. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Khaa! Nimejaribu kunata na herufi imekuwa balaa! Ngoja niegemee ukuta kwanza nione kama ulimi hautajifunga pindo au kuvilia damu kwa kugombana na kidhungu! Sisi wa sekondari za kata hatuna chetu hapo... Khaaa! Vibaya jamani... Mnatutenga.
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    how many numbers of me for your children
     
  8. Jaguar

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    short and clear,swafi kabisa!
     
  9. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah nasubiria watu watakavyovunja huo ung'eng'e (broken english)...mie kwa kweli sina jibu lol
     
  10. Jestina

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    :happy::happy::happy:
     
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    FATHER I IS CHILD YOUR OF HOW MANY?...

    Angalia kwenye dictionary ka unabisha...
     
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    U made my day!!!
     
  13. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    duh nimecheki ngeli watu walizomwaga mbavu sina kabisa teh teh teh:happy:
     
  14. Kaka'

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    hapo ungeongezea kuzaliwa mbele uone balaa lake. Yani iwe
    BABA MIMI NI MTOTO WAKO WA NGAPI KUZALIWA?
     
  15. IT Guru

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    Father, what is my birth order?
     
  16. Manumbu

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    amazing!!
     
  17. Lady N

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    watu mmepinda jamani!!!
     
  18. chapaa

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    Hako katoto hakana ndgze kakajihesabu kenyewe??
    Kwa mwendo huo hakachekewi kumwambia baba ake kwamba mama kasema mimba ya kunizaa mm alikusingizia ni yayule muuza duka
    hahahahahaha!!!!
     
  19. chapaa

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    Samahani wakuu kwa kidhungu basi!!!
     
  20. Washawasha

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    mie najua kizungu tu lakini English na kiingereza bado sijui kuongea
     
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