Nionavyo Mimi: Hizi ndio Tabia Kuu za Watanzania [Sterio Type]

[Sumba-Wanga]

aaah. Ustaarabu ni kupiga simu twice, ile mara ya pili ni kama alikuwa mbali na simu. Other than that ni usumbufu. Wakati naosha vyombo siachagi kazi yangu kupokea simu nayojua si muhimu. Lakini mtu kakazaniiia vitu vyenyewe anavyotaka kukwambia umbea!

Anakudai.....haat wadeni hawapokei simu kirahisi

 

[mzabzab]

kujidai hawafagilii kugegedana wakati ndilo wanalowaza most of the tym
wanawake kukataa kutoa kabang kwa waume zao

 

[bubbs]

kujidai hawafagilii kugegedana wakati ndilo wanalowaza most of the tym
wanawake kukataa kutoa kabang kwa waume zao

aaah kumbe we ndo 'mzabzab'

 

[Furahatuu]

-kurudia rudia kupiga simu wakati unaona haipokelewi

yaani hii inaniudhi unakuta umeacha simu dakika 2 unakuta missed call 8 za mtu mmoja

 

[bubbs]

Anakudai.....haat wadeni hawapokei simu kirahisi

haha wala si madeni.......

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mijitu inayocheua kwa sauti.

Unakuta jitu limekula kuku-makange halafu linashushia ama na bia au koka kola, migesi inajaa tumbo halafu lenyewe linacheua kwa sauti kama mbuzi....burrrrrrp

Wakati linacheua linakuwa linajichokonoa kwenye meno kuondoa vinyama vilivyonasa. Na mbaya zaidi huo mcheuo utoe harufu.

Ukiwa na kinyaa kama cha Nyani Ngabu unaweza ukapatwa na kichefuchefu kabisa.

Cc: The Boss
Bcc: King'asti

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

kujidai hawafagilii kugegedana wakati ndilo wanalowaza most of the tym
wanawake kukataa kutoa kabang kwa waume zao

Tehe tehe tehe mambo ya gizani hayo!!!

By the way this is human nature

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

yaani hii inaniudhi unakuta umeacha simu dakika 2 unakuta missed call 8 za mtu mmoja

Tehe tehe labda wewe ndio mkombizi wake na ametolewa vitu nje hana pesa ya kulipia kodi!

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

haha wala si madeni.......

Kumbe inakuwaje?

Au umekopa?

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

Mijitu inayocheua kwa sauti.

Unakuta jitu limekula kuku-makange halafu linashushia ama na bia au koka kola, migesi inajaa tumbo halafu lenyewe linacheua kwa sauti kama mbuzi....burrrrrrp

Wakati linacheua linakuwa linajichokonoa kwenye meno kuondoa vinyama vilivyonasa. Na mbaya zaidi huo mcheuo utoe harufu.

Ukiwa na kinyaa kama cha Nyani Ngabu unaweza ukapatwa na kichefuchefu kabisa.

Cc: The Boss
Bcc: King'asti

You have made my day!

 

[bubbs]

Mijitu inayocheua kwa sauti.

Unakuta jitu limekula kuku-makange halafu linashushia ama na bia au koka kola, migesi inajaa tumbo halafu lenyewe linacheua kwa sauti kama mbuzi....burrrrrrp

Wakati linacheua linakuwa linajichokonoa kwenye meno kuondoa vinyama vilivyonasa. Na mbaya zaidi huo mcheuo utoe harufu.

Ukiwa na kinyaa kama cha Nyani Ngabu unaweza ukapatwa na kichefuchefu kabisa.

Cc: The Boss
Bcc: King'asti

eeeewwwwwww i just got blind visioning it

 

[bubbs]

-kunywa maji na kuacha chupa/jug tupu kwenye fridge
-kuweka viporo hadi miezi sita
-NOSE POKING . OMG NOSE POKING IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY.
ya kucheua haifiki hapo

 

[Bavaria]

sipendi mtu anisalimie kwa kunishika mkono. labda unipe tano.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

-NOSE POKING . OMG NOSE POKING IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY.

Nose poking as in minding other people's business or you meant to say nose-picking, the act of inserting your finger in the nostril to remove pieces of dried mucus?

 

[bubbs]

Nose poking as in minding other people's business or you meant to say nose-picking, the act of inserting your finger in the nostril to remove pieces of dried mucus?

ah my bad, i meant nose picking..
Unaitetea? Haha, ulivyoidefine, were u trying to be funny or its actualy defined like that kwa dictionery?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

ah my bad, i meant nose picking..
Unaitetea?

Far from that...

Haha, ulivyoidefine, were u trying to be funny or its actualy defined like that kwa dictionery?

That was more of a description than a definition and I wasn't trying to be funny or anything. Did I gross you out or something?

 

[CharmingLady]

Kulazimisha mapenzi.... mtu unamwambia sikuhitaji.lakini bado anang'ang'ania tu......

 

[Bitabo]

Hii no saba inanikera sana jamani hivi inakuaje

 

[bubbs]

Far from that...



That was more of a description than a definition and I wasn't trying to be funny or anything. Did I gross you out or something?

lol....umm not really, ok yes, but it was more funny than gross

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

Kutupa tupa chupa za maji hovyo barabarani