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Nini kilichotokea?????????????????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa moja alikuwa na mazoea ya kwenda kuogelea kwenye kisima kimoja kikubwa kilichotengenzwa kwa sakafu kila upande.Kwa kawaida yake akifika mita 30 kutoka kisamani anakimbia kwa nguvu na kurukia kwenye kisima kwa nguvu na kuanza kuogelea,siku moja kama kawaida yake alipofika karibu na mita 30 akaanza kukimbia bila kusoma bango iliyoandikwa ''kisima inafanyiwa matengenezo tumeondoa maji'' halafu akaruka kwa nguvu kwenye kisima,,,,,,,,, teh teh teh mi sijui kilichotokea.
     
  2. Jaguar

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    Alitua mgongoni kwa fundi kisima teh!teh!teh!
     
  3. w

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    alafu baada ya kutua juu ya mgongo wa fundi kisima ikawaje?
     
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    Hapo alibamiza kichwa chini, fundi akati nilienda kula chakula.
     
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    si ndo ikawa je
     
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    Haaa haaa heee teh eteeee uuuwiiii mamamaeee mbavu zangu
     
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    Hapana wakuu, jamaa alivyotua juu ya mgongo wa fundi lazima alikua kavua nguo thn kafumba macho, Fundi sindio akajua popobawa, cjuw nn kiliendelea sasa......!!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah....!!
     
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    fundi macho yakamtoka fasta akarudisha mikono kuhakisha usalama wa masuburi yake.sijui nini kiliendelea
     
  14. KHAMISsecret

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    fundi bada ya kuona vile alizimia! Dah!!!
     
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