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Nine words women use

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mrembo, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. Mrembo

    Mrembo JF-Expert Member

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    1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

    If you hang out with one (of the above creatures) - - you must be having your homegrown dictionary, otherwise start writting one NOW

    Good weekend to you all
     
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    Mrembo JF-Expert Member

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    je wewe umeshakumbana na mwanamke wa aina hii?
     
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    KIBONGOMKUTI JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhhh Mrembo bahati mbaya wanawake ninao kutana nao hawajui kidhungu? No comments
     
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    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    absolutely true
     
  5. Mrembo

    Mrembo JF-Expert Member

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    inaelekea wewe unajua kidhungu, so unaweza kutranslate based on your experience
     
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