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Nine Words used by Womens

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Inkoskaz, Oct 18, 2012.

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    Inkoskaz JF-Expert Member

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    (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they


    are right and you need to shut up.


    (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


    (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!


    (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    (6) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).


    (8) Whatever : Is a woman’s way of saying *&^$ YOU!


    (9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
     
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