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"Nine A.M."

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AMINATA 9, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    "What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
    "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
    "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
    "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
    "Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
     
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    huyo kama ni enzi za sekondari angeitwa msuli banda au bookworm au...... hebu kumbuKA na wewe uongeze ya kwako
     
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    tungemwita "BUNDA" kwani anakesha kama BUNDI akibundi
     
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    Aka John Kisomo hadi anafungiwa maktaba!
     
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    Khaaaa!
     
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    huuuuhh..................huyo ni zaidi ya john kisomo
     
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    huo ni msuli tembo a.k.a mtoboaji!...........
     
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    huo unaitwa msuli sina ndugu...big up to him
     
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    " Msuli yatima"kwa TOSAMAGANGA
     
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    Sometime msuli TEMBO matokeo SISIMIZI!
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa juma kisomo
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa umenikumbusha mbali saaaaaaaaaaaaana
     
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    hii kali sasa
     
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    umeonaeeeeeeeeeh!
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa alafu unakuata darasani hatoki hata kitest kidogo tu
     
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    hapo lazima udate mzee..
     
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    Yeah, sisi tulikuwa tunawaita misuli boys!
     
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