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Ninaomba talaka!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nothing4good, Mar 8, 2011.

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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji: alishangaa akasema mbona hata hamjamaliza hata wiki? Ok any way! yapi yamewasibu? Mke: mchungaji Ivunje tu hii ndoa mimi nimechoka nilifikiri iko hivi. ============> kumbe iko hivi... ==> Mchungaji akashangaa!? Haya na wewe yapi yamekusibu? Mume: nibora 2achane mimi nilifikiri iko hivi.. {} kumbe iko hivi { }
     
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Sweetheart, umefurahisha lakini ningefurahi zaidi kama ungeiweka kwenye jukwaa la jokes.
    ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    he!! Kwani huku ni wap!?
     
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    Lutala JF-Expert Member

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    nilidhani huku () kumbe ( ) ha ha ha
     
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    Msolopagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ndo mwenye makosa mume au mke?:wink2::wink2::wink2:
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    ?????Hee! Au mie ndo mekosea njia....
     
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    Dr wa ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    hadi huku unapita? ila huku hatutafuti wachumba! vp maendeleo yako bibi Nothing4good
     
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    dorry Senior Member

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    Hajui alipo mwenzio.
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu mwenye makosa mume...maana iko ==> na mke iko hivi { } hivyo inapwaya,kama mume ingekuwa hivi ============> na mke { } ngoma inogile

     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    what is the problem>wa masai wanauza dawa za kurefusha kwa mume na kuifanya tait ya kike
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kila siku mnaambiwa mjaribu kabla ya ndoa kuepusha matatizo hamkubali ona sasa tumechangia harusi kwenye ndoa ya wiki moja.
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    ha ha ha ha !
    we vip? acha kunifuata fuata
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    maskini hawakupimana urefu!
     
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    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii moyo wangu mie!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Masiko W. M. Member

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    You are always adviced to shake before use.
     
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