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Nina Meseji 999, nitumie 1 Ziwe...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Acha Uvivu, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. Acha Uvivu

    Acha Uvivu JF-Expert Member

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    Wife: my husband, itz time to wake up for work.
    Husband: ooh no, today I am not going.

    Wife: why you don't?
    Husband: I got fired by my boss.

    Wife: why?
    Husband: I don't know, I just kissed his wife.

    Chezea Hangover Wewe!
     
  2. Acha Uvivu

    Acha Uvivu JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ni moja tu kati ya sms 999 kwenye simu yangu. Lakini japo weka 1 tu zifike 1000.
     
  3. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Bange nibangueeeeeee!!
     
  4. Acha Uvivu

    Acha Uvivu JF-Expert Member

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    Kong King III
     
  5. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    hee najaribu kukutumia sms lakini haiji, kutahamaki kumbe sina salio hebu nirecharge afu nikutext!
     
  6. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Haya pata hii,

    Mama, we masai nimekuambia tabia ya kuanika chupi zako hapo karibu na mlango ife

    Masai, mama sio mimi ijaanika wala sijui ni nani.

    Mama, hata kama sio zako nimekwambia sitaki kuziona zitoe hapo.

    Masai, haya mama mi nitazitoa lakini mimi sivaagi chupi kabisa iulize hata ile ndito yako inajua
     
  7. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Naulizia kama kuna mtu kamuona mamndenyi wangu jamani. I just can't to see her. Ukimuona tell her my husband wake anataka aje hapa walale.
     
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