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nimewazaa kumi na mbili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pota, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    kuna jamaa mmoja alibahatika kwenda kusoma majuu kwa miaka miwili.
    aliporudi tz, basi mwendo wake ukawa wa kudunda dunda na kuinamia upande
    mmoja (kushoto) basi cku moja baba yake akamuuliza, kwa nini unatembea
    ukiwa umebend upande mmoja? we mlemavu? jamaa akamjibu baba unajua
    nnilipokuwa majuu muda mwingi nilikuwa nashika vitabu kwa kutumia mkono
    wa kushoto hivo nshazoea dingi au sio? usimind wala nini.
    baba yake akamwambia, mshenzi mkubwa wewe mbona mimi nimewazaa
    nyinyi kumi na mbili lakini nikitembea mbona sikatikati viuno?
     
  2. C

    Chamkoroma Senior Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahhhhhhhhh! kisa hiki kimenifanya nicheke mpaka machozi nakunifanya ck yangu kuwa poa sn,
    Thanx
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha:bathbaby:
     
  4. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Hakhiyamuuuuuuunguuuu!
     
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    Chal Senior Member

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    ebana nimekubali hii ndo jf. Nimecheka peke yangu kama mwendawazimu!!big up sana!
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa! jibu zuri sana hilo
     
  7. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa bila shaka hapohapo akanyoka na kutembea kama awali
     
  8. Kyalow

    Kyalow JF-Expert Member

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    bila shaka baba mzaramu au mndengereko
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    atakuwa tanga line tu huyo,
     
  10. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Kiboko!
     
  11. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha lol
     
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