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Nimelala fresh kabisa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, May 26, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Devi alichelewa kujiunga na chuo, hivyo alipofika akakuta kuna kitanda kimoja tu kimebaki katika chumba ambacho kulikuwa na mwanachuo ambae wenzake wote waligoma kulala nae chumba kimoja, maana alikuwa anakoroma mpaka kulala inakuwa haiwezekani. Devi akataarifiwa kuhusu tatizo hilo na kuambiwa kuwa wote waliojaribu kulala chumba kimoja na jamaa walikesha macho mpaka asubuhi kwa kero ya mkoromo wa jamaa. Devi akawaambia dawa amekwisha ipata. Kesho yake asubuhi, Devi kaamka fresh tayari kwa breakfast, wenzie wakamuuliza kama alilala vizuri,
    DEVI; Nimelala fresh kabisa bila matatizo, si mnaniona?.
    Jamaa wakamuuliza alitumia dawa gani?
    DEVI: Nilipoingia jana chumbani nikamsalimia jamaa vizuri. Kisha nikamsifu kuwa ye mzuri sana. Na nilikuwa namkumbushia mara kwa mara kuwa sijawahi kuona mwanaume ana sura nzuri kama yeye, NAONA JAMAA AKAAMUA KUTOLALA
     
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    dr luv Member

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    Teh teh kakesha macho kwi
     
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    bg lyk
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha, daaaahhh, Devi the mzee wa mombasa
     
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    Deviiii!!
     
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    Akili kumkichwa..dah kama utani mshkaji hajalala...
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Chezea devi wewe?
     
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    ina maana hatalala mpaka lini akiogopa....
     
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    Dah! I like it
     
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    Duh, nadhani itabidi jamaa awe analala mchana, usiku mkesho!
     
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    lazma ahame!
     
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    Kudadadeki.., mkuu kumbe dawa yako ni 4G... hahaha...!
     
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    Halafu siku ya 2 devi akanunua KY akaiweka juu ya meza.Hapo sasa mtamalizia wenyewe.
     
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    Akiiona hyo ky tu jamaa atahama hicho chumba bila kumuaga devi wake.
     
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    Devi nouma
     
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