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Nimekuwa Kituko Ofisini....

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Katavi, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Juzi baada ya saa za kazi, nikiwa naondoka ofisini nilikuta akina dada wa hapa ofisini getini wakinunua machungwa. Nikamuomba dada mmoja kwa kumwambia naomba "Tukatiane" chungwa aliloshika mkononi. Ajabu watu waliosikia waliangua kicheko. Sasa imekuwa kero kila mtu anayeniona ktk korido za ofisi hasa wasichana salamu zao huwa "Tukatiane", hata nikiwa mbali mijitu inapaza sauti "TUKATIANE"
     
  2. Erickb52

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    Hahahaaa sasa si uende au ulikuwa unatania?
    Hahahaaaa
    Kataviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nenda mka......com
     
  3. cheusimangala

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    oooh my god.katavi kumbe tunafanya wote.!!!!!!!!
    kumbe huku ndo ndo unajiita katavi.
     
  4. Katavi

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    Hahahahaah!! Mimi niliomba tukatiane chungwa, kitu alichotekeleza yule dada.
     
  5. Husninyo

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    Ulifanya makusudi. Mwanaume mbaya wewe!!
     
  6. Katavi

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    Hahahaah!! Kumbe nimemwaga mchele kwenye kuku wengi..
     
  7. Erickb52

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    Teh labda hakukupa kadri ya matakwa yako.....kesho mwambie tena mka nanii
     
  8. Erickb52

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    Hahahaaaa mi nilijikausha tu wewe unamshtua mapema.....?
    Hahahaaaaaa Katavi we Noma aisee.....
    Sikujua ila nilikuwa najua ni mwanaJF ila jina ndo sikujua unatumia nini....Lol
    weraaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  9. Erickb52

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    Dah.....ila bora nimefunguka.....ila kesho watakuwa wameshasahau kukutania
     
  10. Katavi

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    Wala sikufanya makusudi Hus. Baada ya waliosikia kucheka ndipo nikagundua, ikabidi niigize kuwa nilidhamiria. Hapo ndio nilifanya kosa......sijui nianze kutembeza kipigo!
     
  11. Katavi

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    Huenda wengine wamesave jina langu "Tukatiane" kwenye phonebook zao.
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Inabidi nifanye kweli aisee....
     
  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh hata mimi nimebadili kweli.....lol liko safi sana
     
  14. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kiaje?
    Si ulisema alikukatia?
    Hahahaaaa kweli nyingine ikigundulika utaambiwa ulikuwa unaomba kiukweli kupitia chungwa
     
  15. Mc Tilly Chizenga

    Mc Tilly Chizenga JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu si ni wadada tu ndio wanakutania hivyo?kama na midume ipo piga ngumi za chembe mkuu!
     
  16. Kongosho

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    tena mkatie na vitunguu swaumu.
     
  17. BOBANY

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    [QUOTE=Hiyo ni kali sana
     
  18. Katavi

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    hahahaah!!!
     
  19. Katavi

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    Midume yenyewe inamtania yule dada aliyenikatia chungwa.
     
  20. Mc Tilly Chizenga

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    ok mkuu!kwa hiyo midume yote akiwemo erickb52 wanataka wakatiane na yule dada,na wadada wote akiwemo cheusimangala wanataka wakatiane na wewe?kinachokushinda nini sasa mtoto wa kiume?si uwajibike!kawanunulie tenga zima la machungwa tandale mkatiane mkuu!
     
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