Majoja
JF-Expert Member
- Jun 10, 2011
- 612
- 186
| From | Subject | 
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| Rumsfeld | Plans to invade Iraq are ready, but that spoil-sport Powell disagrees | Sept 1 | 10k | |
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| Hamid Karazai | We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI's around | Sept 1 | 9k | |
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| Bin Laden | I dare you open the attachment | Sept 1 | 260M | |
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| Arafat | I am am waiting for an invatation to your ranch | Sept 1 | 1k | |
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| Clinton | If you invite Arafat don't let him kiss you | Sept 2 | 13k | |
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| Arafat | I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop suiciders | Sept 2 | 19k | |
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| Arafat | I am still waiting for your invitation | Sept 2 | 1k | |
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| Arafat | If you invite me I promise not to kiss you | Sept 2 | 10k | |
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| Condolezza Rice | Arafat is spamming your email, don't answer him | Sept 2 | 9k | |
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| Bin Laden | You coward you still don't dare to open my email ! | Sept 2 | 261M | |
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| Mohamed Ata | You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch me | Sept 3 | 47k | |
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| Arafat | I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush | Sept 3 | 1k | |
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| Aschroft | We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his crotch? | Sept 3 | 10k | |
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| Rumsfeld | When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is pressuring me | Sept 3 | 1k | |
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| Powell | I have to see you, am I still Secretary of State | Sept 4 | 1k | |
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| Sharon | It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack Iraq | Sept 4 | 1k | |
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| Kofi Anan | I don't seem to have any work to do, shall we close down the UN? | Sept 4 | 6k | |
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| Blair | Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon's side | Sept 4 | 1k | |
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| George Bush, Sr. | Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the camera | Sept 4 | 12k | |
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| Sharon | Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian state | Sept 4 | 19k | |
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| Clinton | Don't foll around with any of the secretaries I appointed | Sept 4 | 1k | |
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| Sharon | I need more money to fight terrorism | Sept 5 | 21k | |
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| Mubarak | I need more money to fight terrorism | Sept 5 | 21k | |
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| King Abdullah | I need more money to fight terrorism | Sept 5 | 21k | |
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| Mullah Omar | Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a visa | Sept 5 | 11k | |
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| Castro | Attached is my invitation for you to visit Cuba | Sept 6 | 750M | |
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| Prince Abdullah | Is the price of oil low enough for you? | Sept 6 | 54k | |
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| Bin Laden | How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our differences? | Sept 6 | 100M | |
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| Milosevic | Help me get out of here and I promise to help Sharon | Sept 6 | 15k | |
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| Saddam | If I resign can I retire in the US? | Sept 6 | 89k | |
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| Mrs. Cheney | Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there is enough | Sept 6 | 1k | |
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| AIPAC | Attached is your speech to the UN | Sept 6 | 1M | |
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| AIPAC | So far you're OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush reelected in Florida | Sept 7 | 99k | |
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| Laura Bush | I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the Dalai Lama | Sept 7 | 5k | |
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| King Abdullah | You didn't tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from Jordan | Sept 7 | 1k | |
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| Tenet of CIA | We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to Kabul | Sept 7 | 8k | |
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| Ashcroft | I am sending a historic Bible by courier, autographed by God | Sept 7 | 6k | |
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| Bin Laden | Attached is my itenerary for the next year | Sept 7 | 900M | |
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| Falwell | Don't forget your daily prayers | Sept 7 | 8k | |
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| Al Jazeera TV | We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to see it first? | Sept 7 | 2k | |
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| Colin Powell | Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not in Africa | Sept 7 | 1k | |
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| Condolezza Rice | Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes here so often? | Sept 8 | 3k | |
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| Rumsfeld | I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of Evil | Sept 8 | 3k | |
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| Hamid Karazai | Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a wedding in Kabul | Sept 8 | 100k | |
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| Arafat | We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you help? | Sept 8 | 4k | |
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| Sharon | If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to me | Sept 8 | 1k | |
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| Hamid Karazai | Why pays my salary? We have no money in Kabul | Sept 8 | 2k | |
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| Hamid Karazai | The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of Iraq | Sept 8 | 2k |
