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Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Majoja, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. Majoja

    Majoja JF-Expert Member

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    [TD="bgcolor: #93bee2"][​IMG]Date [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"] Size [/TD]
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    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Rumsfeld [/TD]
    [TD]Plans to invade Iraq are ready, but that spoil-sport Powell disagrees [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 1[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]10k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Hamid Karazai [/TD]
    [TD]We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI's around [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 1[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]9k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Bin Laden [/TD]
    [TD]I dare you open the attachment [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 1[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]260M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]I am am waiting for an invatation to your ranch [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 1[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Clinton [/TD]
    [TD]If you invite Arafat don't let him kiss you [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]13k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop suiciders [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]19k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]I am still waiting for your invitation [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]If you invite me I promise not to kiss you [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]10k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Condolezza Rice [/TD]
    [TD]Arafat is spamming your email, don't answer him [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]9k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Bin Laden [/TD]
    [TD]You coward you still don't dare to open my email ! [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 2[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]261M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Mohamed Ata [/TD]
    [TD]You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch me [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 3[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]47k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 3[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Aschroft [/TD]
    [TD]We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his crotch? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 3[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]10k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Rumsfeld [/TD]
    [TD]When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is pressuring me [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 3[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Powell [/TD]
    [TD]I have to see you, am I still Secretary of State [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Sharon [/TD]
    [TD]It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack Iraq [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Kofi Anan [/TD]
    [TD]I don't seem to have any work to do, shall we close down the UN? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]6k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Blair [/TD]
    [TD]Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon's side [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] George Bush, Sr. [/TD]
    [TD]Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the camera [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]12k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Sharon [/TD]
    [TD]Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian state [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]19k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Clinton [/TD]
    [TD]Don't foll around with any of the secretaries I appointed [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 4[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Sharon [/TD]
    [TD]I need more money to fight terrorism [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 5[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]21k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Mubarak [/TD]
    [TD]I need more money to fight terrorism [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 5[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]21k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] King Abdullah [/TD]
    [TD]I need more money to fight terrorism [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 5[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]21k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Mullah Omar [/TD]
    [TD]Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a visa [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 5[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]11k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Castro [/TD]
    [TD]Attached is my invitation for you to visit Cuba [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]750M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Prince Abdullah [/TD]
    [TD]Is the price of oil low enough for you? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]54k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Bin Laden [/TD]
    [TD]How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our differences? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]100M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Milosevic [/TD]
    [TD]Help me get out of here and I promise to help Sharon [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]15k [/TD]
    [/TR]
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    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Saddam [/TD]
    [TD]If I resign can I retire in the US? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]89k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Mrs. Cheney [/TD]
    [TD]Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there is enough [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] AIPAC [/TD]
    [TD]Attached is your speech to the UN [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 6[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] AIPAC [/TD]
    [TD]So far you're OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush reelected in Florida [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]99k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Laura Bush [/TD]
    [TD]I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the Dalai Lama [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]5k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] King Abdullah [/TD]
    [TD]You didn't tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from Jordan [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Tenet of CIA [/TD]
    [TD]We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to Kabul [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]8k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Ashcroft [/TD]
    [TD]I am sending a historic Bible by courier, autographed by God [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]6k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Bin Laden [/TD]
    [TD]Attached is my itenerary for the next year [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]900M [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Falwell [/TD]
    [TD]Don't forget your daily prayers [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]8k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Al Jazeera TV [/TD]
    [TD]We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to see it first? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Colin Powell [/TD]
    [TD]Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not in Africa [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 7[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Condolezza Rice [/TD]
    [TD]Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes here so often? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]3k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Rumsfeld [/TD]
    [TD]I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of Evil [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]3k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Hamid Karazai [/TD]
    [TD]Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a wedding in Kabul [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]100k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Arafat [/TD]
    [TD]We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you help? [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]4k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Sharon [/TD]
    [TD]If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to me [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Hamid Karazai [/TD]
    [TD]Why pays my salary? We have no money in Kabul [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2k [/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #fff7e5"]
    [TD][​IMG][/TD]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD] Hamid Karazai [/TD]
    [TD]The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of Iraq [/TD]
    [TD]Sept 8[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2k


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  2. D

    Derimto JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani sijakuelewa mkuu ufafanuzi kidogo kama hautajali
     
  3. Majoja

    Majoja JF-Expert Member

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    Asante ndugu, nilipokuta hizi msg kwa haraka nikifikiri ni spam za kawaida .Niliposoma hizo headings ndo nikashituka na mpaka sasa sijazifungua na inawezekana ni jaribio la kueneza kirusi.
    Hata ku-delete hazitaki.
     
  4. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, Pole sana hapa Experts wa IT humu JF wanahitajika kusaidia kwa kweli.
     
  5. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Yaani wewe unaletewa mssg na hata na watu waliokwisha kufa? Nashangaa Sadam Hussein hajakutumia email.
     
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    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Kazi ipo.
     
  7. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Saddam naye yumo kwenye orodha ya watumaji Mkuu.
     
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    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Yani ni kazi tafu kweli kweli! Ila ngoja nifanye nafsi kuwa babe nifunguwe. Acha iwe mbaya maana huyu ndugu ye2 cjui ana maana gani humu jamvi. Nitawahabarisha kitakachojiri.
     
  9. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Zi mark kama spam halafu empty spam folder.
     
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    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    mwambie invizibo aongeze ulinzi kwenye nyumba yako, watakumaliza hao jamaa.
     
  11. Majoja

    Majoja JF-Expert Member

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    Arafat na Saddam wote wametuma msg, na hata Ariel Sharon ambaye haongei kwa miaka sasa naye kanikumbuka.
    Mie sizifugui ng'o hizo mails
     
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    mdau wetu JF-Expert Member

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    ee bwana wee, mambo mazito
     
  13. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Mpe shule akifeli kazi kwake:typing:
     
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