Nimekukomesha mshenzi wewe, bastard!

[JOJEETA]

hahahahahahaahaha,yewiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nimechekaje jaman?????????safi sana kwa kweli

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mada zingine unajikuta unacheka tu na kukosa cha kuchangia.....

 

[MadameX]

Amefaidi nini? Inabidi hata vitandani mwetu tuanze kulala kwa tahadhari au?

MVUMBUZI,
Habari ndio hiyo....

 

[MadameX]

Smile na Madame X,mmefurahia professional misconduct!! sio vizuri

Malipo hapa duniani, mbinguni yaenda hesabu....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huyo jamaa naye fallaah.

Wewe utaendaje kwa mtu huyo huyo uliyemtosa?

 

[ndyoko]

Huyo jamaa naye fallaah.

Wewe utaendaje kwa mtu huyo huyo uliyemtosa?

kuna wakati mtu unakosa ujanja mkuu!

 

[mtukwao2]

Inawezekana ikawa kama kichekesho lakini limetokea kweli,
mwanamke daktari amemng'oa meno yote mpenzi wake wa zamani
baada ya kwenda kwake akitaka kutibiwa meno yalokuwa
yakimuuma.

Jisomee mwenyewe hapa! Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend

huyo aliyataka mwenyewe, wenzake chumvini wanatumia ndimi yeye alikuwa anatumia meno anamuumiza mwenzake matokeo yake mwenzake kayachukia meno!

 

[MAGISAC]

Kama ni kisasi kimepitiliza

 

[Justin Dimee]

Dah huruma sana hawa wana wake jaman mmh.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

cacico usikubali kuwa na bwana daktari wa meno kama Sumbalawinyo, itakula kwako.

 

[Vin Diesel]

Smile anaweza sana mambo haya.....

 

[Smile]

smile anaweza sana mambo haya.....

ahahaaa ningefyeka na mdomo wote wallah

 

[Vin Diesel]

ahahaaa ningefyeka na mdomo wote wallah

Ndio maana nakuogopa.....lolest

 

[Smile]

ndio maana nakuogopa.....lolest

ahahaaa unaniogopa nini? Mimi sina shida siku hizi

 

[fabinyo]

duh,hiyo jamaa akiisimamia anatoka kimaisha

 

[Vin Diesel]

ahahaaa unaniogopa nini? Mimi sina shida siku hizi

wewe na sweetlady hamna tofauti.....mweee

 

[Smile]

wewe na sweetlady hamna tofauti.....mweee

hivi utajipelekaje kwenye anga za x wako? Kuna jamaa mmoja hivi alikuwa amemchumbia binamu yangu akamtosa kuna siku nafasi ikatangazwa ofsini kwetu akanipa application zake mmh siku hiyo niliziwashia mkaa mbona? Useless man!
Bazazi ni bazazi

 

[Asprin]

Wanawake walioumizwa kimapenzi utawajua tu. Mpaka sasa nshawasoma wanne JOJEETA, Smile, Purple na MadameX

Ngoja niendelee kuwahesabu. Mwishoni kabisa ntawapeni pole toka moyoni mwa babu.

Pole ya babu huondoa ugonjwa wa roho mbaya ya kisasi.

BABA hapendi.

 

[Vin Diesel]

hivi utajipelekaje kwenye anga za x wako? Kuna jamaa mmoja hivi alikuwa amemchumbia binamu yangu akamtosa kuna siku nafasi ikatangazwa ofsini kwetu akanipa application zake mmh siku hiyo niliziwashia mkaa mbona? Useless man!
Bazazi ni bazazi

Makubwa haya...mie naenda kwenye anga za sweetlady na hakuna lolote anaweza nifanya

 

[Smile]

Wanawake walioumizwa kimapenzi utawajua tu. Mpaka sasa nshawasoma wanne JOJEETA, Smile, Purple na MadameX

Ngoja niendelee kuwahesabu. Mwishoni kabisa ntawapeni pole toka moyoni mwa babu.

Pole ya babu huondoa ugonjwa wa roho mbaya ya kisasi.

BABA hapendi.

MI SINA SHIDA HII FORMULA ILISHANICHUKUA
While ur ignoring her
Another guy is giving her attention

While ur too busy 4 her
Another guy is making time for her

While ur making her cry
Another guy is trying to make her smile again

While ur not sure if u still want her
Another guy has already figured it out

KWA SASA NAENJOY TU BABU SINA SHIDA MIE