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Nimekoma sirudiii tenaaa!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by KIJAMBO, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. KIJAMBO

    KIJAMBO Member

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    Yalinikuta leo,

    Nikiwa home nimetulia huku nimefulia mara napokea cm kwa mdada kuwa ananihitaji kwenye mambo ya wakubwa yale, bt akasema atalipia kila ki2,bt poa ingawa moyo wngu ulisita bt shetani akanizidi nguvu bhana, so akanielekeza chumba alifikia, bt kumbe alikosea number ya chumba, daaahh kilichonikuta sasa, si nikagonga mlango kile chumba na ndani kulikuwa na mzee anasubilia goma lake.

    Basi mzee akafungua zen akajificha nyuma ya mlango akijua n goma na me nikijua ni goma langu,nilivyoingia bila ya kuangalia nyuma na mzee akanihug mgongoni bt nikahisi naguswa na kitambi chenye mvii, dahhh kugeuka wote tukashtuka na mm nikakimbia bila ya kugeuka na ule mzee jogoo wake alinywea fastaaaaaa,na taarifa nilizopata mzee alisepa akijua kafumaniwa.

    Ebwaaana mm nimekoma ni mara ya kwanza na mwisho nimekomaaaa, bt wazee nao walikuwa wapi ujana wao??

    Good 9t guyssssssssssss
     
  2. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza username yako yenyewe mgogoro..
    Afu hii mbona inafaa jukwaa la jokes!!!
     
  3. LEARNED BROTHER

    LEARNED BROTHER JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeishia kucheka,...
     
  4. MBWA HARUKI

    MBWA HARUKI Senior Member

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    endelea kujifunza, unaweza kuajiriwa kwa shigongo!
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    kijambo duh..........??????????????????????????????
     
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    MATESLAA JF-Expert Member

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    Kijambo
     
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    Dr Kingu Senior Member

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    Mbavu zangu jamani, dah
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! hiyo kali ungekutana na baba mkwe wako ama baba ako sijui ingekuwa je?
     
  9. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Unapenda mteremko eeh?
    Ushalipiwa weye!
     
  10. COURTESY

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    hahahaha camon men,u have made my day!!cheap is always expensive
     
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    Janjaweed JF-Expert Member

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    kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
     
  12. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu original username yake sio hiyo
    kabla ya last o weka i...
    anatuma ujumbe hapa kwa watu....shtuka
     
  13. BHULULU

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    Kijambo kimekukuta
     
  14. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kuona tu username nikaanza kucheka, stori yenyewe umeitunga kutoka kichwani, kwa nini usiombe mods waihamishie kule kwenye jukwaa la utani. Kijambo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaah, kijambo pyuuuuuuuh umechafua hali ya hewa kwenye jukwaa la MMU
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    ya uzeeni ndio inanoga bwana wewe
     
  16. KIJAMBO

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    Ingawa mnaona utani bt iyo ni true story tena ni yamenikuta mwenyewe na c mwengine.........
     
  17. SnowBall

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    Mkuu you mean kijamb..o
    Kuna kaukweli aisee...
     
  18. Mc Tilly Chizenga

    Mc Tilly Chizenga JF-Expert Member

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    we kijambio!(samahnani kama nimekosea jina lako keyboard yangu inasumbua).umenishangaza kidogo uliosema "ukahisi umeguswa na kitambi chenye mvi" una uzoefu wa kuguswa na vitambi vyenye mvi mpaka ukiguswa bila kuangalia unahisi hadi kitambi kina mvi?????
     
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    haaaaaaaa
     
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    lara 1 JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka kuanzi juu ila kufika hapa nimevunjika mbavu, sjiui ubongo wako the boss unawazaga nini?
     
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