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- Jun 10, 2012
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Peopleeeeeeeeeessss! (Wakubwa zangu shikamooni)
Natumai wote wazima, na hakuna alieshikwa kwenye maandamano sababu wengi wenu wazee WAKUJIKAUSHA na kufatilia kwenye tv. (With the exception with fazaa, sijui kama umepona mpambanaji wa ukweli) Mie mzima nimetoka kwenye upambe nuksi wa uchaguzi wa Wanawake wa CCM huko (lazima nijikombe viti maalumu mchezo!!!) na mgombea wangu kashindwa, anyway sio mwisho wa dunia, tunajipanga upya. Life has to go on.
Kubwa lilinonileta hapa ni tukaio lililonikuta ijumaa jioni, Daaaaaah! Acheni tu! Almanusura nipewe MITAICHI, TAIKONDO, JUDO, KARATE, SUMARAI, KUNGFU, SUMO NA KICK BOXING KWA MPIGO!!!! Chezeya wachina nyie.
Ishu ilikuwa hivi, mchaga kasafiri kikazi sasa nikaona kuwahi kulala ijumaa kwa sie wanywaji ni zambi, so nitafute mishe mishe za japo kupunguza kiu kwa tuhenken tuwili ili nisiamke na hangover. Basi kuna sharo flani hivi aliniofferga dinner , nikawa sisomeki kwenye radar, sasa kila nikikutana nae inakuwa kama deni vilee, haishi kuniinvite over n over. Nikaona nimtafute tukapunguze mawazo kidogo. Basi nikamuuliza if the offer still stands akasema yah! Tukaonana tayari kwa dinner.
Akaniuliza ungependa kwenda wapi? Nikamwambia chagua weye! (Maksudically sabab yeye ndo anajua ana bajeti gani, itatosha wapi, alaf hawa masharo wasumbufu sana, ukimpeleka uswazi anaweza kukushusha bure) Akangangania bana chagua mwenyewe(mie ndo nichague) Mimi nikachgua bana, twende kwenye kisehem flani cha wachina nasikia wanauza wine na liquor za China, Taiwan na Hongkong. Akakubali banaaa. Kufika ushamba mzigo, nikamuuliza mhdumu whats is the favourite ya wengi hapo, akanitajia nikamwambia tuletee. Inapimwa kwenye tuglass tudogo, sie tunatirishia tumboni tu. Ni tamu kusema kweli, magnificient! Glass moja yaanzisha ingine.
Midamida tukaitisha bili basi, sharo kuona bili sura ikamsawajikaaa! mie kimyaa!,Mara akanigea nikaitazama, ni nomaaa! Kumbe the shit was damn expensive!!!! Ila nikanyuti sikusema chochote. Basi ndo kuniambia kwa upole, i cant cover this bill, nina shoti!!! Mtumeeeeeeeee! Na mie ndo sikubeba pesaa! Chupi ilinibanajeeee! Nikajikaza kibingwa nikamwambia toa basi uliyonayo, Ndo kunipa robo ya bili!!!!!!!!! Nikaona huyu anatka anichakachue, mwenyewe wa kitaa vile vile, nikamwambia Mimi natoa pesa ya nusu yangu tuuu, we hiyo robo iliyobaki utajiju! Nikaza kwenye kitita cha ofisi nikakwapua kadhaa, kumcheki huku mtu chozi linamlengalenga. Nikaona aibu za nini nikamuita muhudumu, nikamlipa bili yote. Sema ndo kanitia SHOTI KUBWAAA! HAIKUWA MPANGO!!!! Tukaondoka kimyakimya, njiani analeta story za ILL MAKE IT UP TO U!!!!( He will make it up to me My As*) I SO SORRY! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Hapa najamba jamba kupata pesa ya kujazia kitita cha ofisi kesho ndo kesho!!!! Na uchaguzi ndo tumepoteza, najihisi malaria, sijui nimwambie nini mchaga anitumie hizo MBESA za watu.
Natumai wote wazima, na hakuna alieshikwa kwenye maandamano sababu wengi wenu wazee WAKUJIKAUSHA na kufatilia kwenye tv. (With the exception with fazaa, sijui kama umepona mpambanaji wa ukweli) Mie mzima nimetoka kwenye upambe nuksi wa uchaguzi wa Wanawake wa CCM huko (lazima nijikombe viti maalumu mchezo!!!) na mgombea wangu kashindwa, anyway sio mwisho wa dunia, tunajipanga upya. Life has to go on.
Kubwa lilinonileta hapa ni tukaio lililonikuta ijumaa jioni, Daaaaaah! Acheni tu! Almanusura nipewe MITAICHI, TAIKONDO, JUDO, KARATE, SUMARAI, KUNGFU, SUMO NA KICK BOXING KWA MPIGO!!!! Chezeya wachina nyie.
Ishu ilikuwa hivi, mchaga kasafiri kikazi sasa nikaona kuwahi kulala ijumaa kwa sie wanywaji ni zambi, so nitafute mishe mishe za japo kupunguza kiu kwa tuhenken tuwili ili nisiamke na hangover. Basi kuna sharo flani hivi aliniofferga dinner , nikawa sisomeki kwenye radar, sasa kila nikikutana nae inakuwa kama deni vilee, haishi kuniinvite over n over. Nikaona nimtafute tukapunguze mawazo kidogo. Basi nikamuuliza if the offer still stands akasema yah! Tukaonana tayari kwa dinner.
Akaniuliza ungependa kwenda wapi? Nikamwambia chagua weye! (Maksudically sabab yeye ndo anajua ana bajeti gani, itatosha wapi, alaf hawa masharo wasumbufu sana, ukimpeleka uswazi anaweza kukushusha bure) Akangangania bana chagua mwenyewe(mie ndo nichague) Mimi nikachgua bana, twende kwenye kisehem flani cha wachina nasikia wanauza wine na liquor za China, Taiwan na Hongkong. Akakubali banaaa. Kufika ushamba mzigo, nikamuuliza mhdumu whats is the favourite ya wengi hapo, akanitajia nikamwambia tuletee. Inapimwa kwenye tuglass tudogo, sie tunatirishia tumboni tu. Ni tamu kusema kweli, magnificient! Glass moja yaanzisha ingine.
Midamida tukaitisha bili basi, sharo kuona bili sura ikamsawajikaaa! mie kimyaa!,Mara akanigea nikaitazama, ni nomaaa! Kumbe the shit was damn expensive!!!! Ila nikanyuti sikusema chochote. Basi ndo kuniambia kwa upole, i cant cover this bill, nina shoti!!! Mtumeeeeeeeee! Na mie ndo sikubeba pesaa! Chupi ilinibanajeeee! Nikajikaza kibingwa nikamwambia toa basi uliyonayo, Ndo kunipa robo ya bili!!!!!!!!! Nikaona huyu anatka anichakachue, mwenyewe wa kitaa vile vile, nikamwambia Mimi natoa pesa ya nusu yangu tuuu, we hiyo robo iliyobaki utajiju! Nikaza kwenye kitita cha ofisi nikakwapua kadhaa, kumcheki huku mtu chozi linamlengalenga. Nikaona aibu za nini nikamuita muhudumu, nikamlipa bili yote. Sema ndo kanitia SHOTI KUBWAAA! HAIKUWA MPANGO!!!! Tukaondoka kimyakimya, njiani analeta story za ILL MAKE IT UP TO U!!!!( He will make it up to me My As*) I SO SORRY! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Hapa najamba jamba kupata pesa ya kujazia kitita cha ofisi kesho ndo kesho!!!! Na uchaguzi ndo tumepoteza, najihisi malaria, sijui nimwambie nini mchaga anitumie hizo MBESA za watu.
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