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Nimejeruhi Vibaya Mhudumu wa Bar

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by RaiaMbishi, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. RaiaMbishi

    RaiaMbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu zanguni,
    nimekumbwa na kituko kibaya mjini arusha. Nilienda na ndugu yangu Bar jana, tukaagiza chakula. Tulikuwa tumeshakunywa konyagi kidogo. mhudumu kuleta chakula, akatuacha kwa kama dakika tano bila kutuletea maji ya kunawa. Nikaumuita na mazungumzo yakawa kama ifuatavyo:

    Mimi: Oyaa mhudumu, mbona haujaleta maji, vipi?

    Mhudumu: Oh, sikuleta kwa sababu nilidhani nyote wawili mnatumia NYUMA.

    Mimi: Eti nini (huku nikiamka, na nikampiga kichwa kibaya sana, mhudumu chini, damu toka puani eneo lote lile). Baadae nikaeleweshwa kwamba alikuwa ana maana forks ambayo wingi wake ni Nyuma, ikiwa moja, ni umma.

    Ndugu zanguni, hapa tatizo ni konyagi? au kutoelewana lugha?
     
  2. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Kutojua Kiswahili kama ilivyo kwa kutojua sheria si utetezi. Wewe Kisongo inakuhusu!
     
  3. mmbangifingi

    mmbangifingi JF-Expert Member

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    upuuuuuzi huu
     
  4. Chilli

    Chilli JF-Expert Member

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    The home of great thinkers. Teh teh teh.
     
  5. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    tabia zako kama jina lako
    kumpiga mtu mzima wamfunza nn?
    unasubiriwa na mfawidhi wa arusha hakimu magessa ukalale kisongo ndio ujue ubaya wa kupiga watoto wa wenzio
     
  6. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Hii si ungeipeleka jukwaa la lugha?
     
  7. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    kenge akiwa na njaa anaweza akameza hata mkia wake.
     
  8. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Kutoelewana lugha,ila ni kosa kumpiga...!
     
  9. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo tatizo ni lugha.
     
  10. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hhahahhahhah birigita hapa umeniacha hoi sana aisee
     
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    stevoh JF-Expert Member

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    nahisi unahasira za karibu sana ila si utetezi think twice
     
  12. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Kama angesema:
    "Nilidhani nyote wawili mnatumia MBELE ungemfanya nini?
    JF is never bored [Source: The Boss]
     
  13. RaiaMbishi

    RaiaMbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Sina kesi, tumeelewana yakaisha.
     
  14. RaiaMbishi

    RaiaMbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ni tofauti, hapa naongelea chakula kimeletwa, lakini maji hayaletwi, huku ukweli ukiwa wazi kwamba alileta umma na kisu kwa sote. Sisi hatukujua kama wingi wa umma wa kulia chakula ni nyuma.
     
  15. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    matatizo ni mbele, mkia na kichwa.
    Ungekuwa huna kichwa una shingo tu usingeweza kumrukia kizinadini zidani.
     
  16. Mhadzabe

    Mhadzabe JF-Expert Member

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    Dah Wewe Mtunzi mzuri wa fiction!....
     
  17. Husninyo

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    Tatizo akili zako zililala.
     
  18. gambachovu

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    una hakika hujawahi kuvuta bange maishani mwako? Kumbuka vizuri..
     
  19. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Under eiteen.
     
  20. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    Baa gani Mkuu?
     
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