Nimebakwa

[KEDIAY-MANGUSHA]

Jamaa anatoa ushahidi polisi.
Jamaa; akaja akaanza kunivua suruali kwa nguvu mi nikamwangalia tu. Akavua kamptula yake akachomoa nanilihu akaanza kunifi** Polisi: Alikuwa na silaha yoyote wakati anakufanyia hayo yote? Jamaa: hapana hakuwa na chochote kabisa Polisi; sasa kwa nini haukumpiga au hata kupiga makelele ili usaidiwe? Jamaa; we mjinga nini? Sasa ningetoa wapi ushahidi kama nimebakwa!

 

[mzee wa njaa]

Hahahahha hii kali aisee...shoga hilo.

 

[Rushdie jr]

alikua anataka tu huyooo

 

[Vin Diesel]

hahahhhaaaaaaa....kibonzo safi sana

 

[Mkirua]

What?????

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Alinogewa mwanawaneee!! Aaaha haa haa haah haaa.....iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihh.....! Wabeja getegete naseka nno...

 

[senator]

Atakuwa aunt Bilali huyo...

 

[Babu mchumi]

Kweli hilo zombwe kuku,lilitaka 2 lionjeshwe!